You know your addicted to chess when...

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24. When you remember the last thread by a name that was very much like this one.

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You know you're addicted to chess when you buy a porn magazine and are surprised that there is no mention to pawn structure.

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dc1985 wrote:

24. When you remember the last thread by a name that was very much like this one.


Sorry, there might have been. I probably should have searched first. But meh, oh well :p.

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26.If you thought pawnshops were for pawn promotions.

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27. If you date someone with "material advantage".

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28. You think the magazine title "Chess Life" is redundant.

29. You think the band Prodigy did a song called "Sac My Bishop".

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lol

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30. knowing black has a disadvantage has turned you into a racist

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If you thought exchanging pieces were for the king and queen only.

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Fishes wrote:
dc1985 wrote:

24. When you remember the last thread by a name that was very much like this one.


Sorry, there might have been. I probably should have searched first. But meh, oh well :p.


thefuk Fishes! you basically just copied my topic!

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/you-know-you-play-too-much-chess-jokes2

sigh whatever :|

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Sorry mate didn't even see it. I'll just delete it then. Jeez

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sic transit gloria

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Fromper wrote:

28. You think the magazine title "Chess Life" is redundant.


 Nice one!

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when the time you see the topic here WAS deleted,.....

 

 

You cried.

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you think the czech republic is a group of grandmasters.

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... when you say bye to your friends on msn by saying "good knight".

 

btw, I do this, lol :P

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madhatter5 wrote:

you think the czech republic is a group of grandmasters.


I LoL'd.

Not a funny one, but how about "...when you constantly visualize a chessboard no matter what situation you're in." Because that happened to me for a few days after joining this site.

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You spend more time trying to mate on the board than you do off the board. Tongue out

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Flamma_Aquila wrote:

You spend more time trying to mate on the board than you do off the board. 


Zing! Oooh, I like that one.