chubbychocobo wrote:
i do
Making me laugh again. Oh, wait, that's not a lie, so...
Your funniest lie :)
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I don't understand your comments.
Uh-oh!
I smell a rat in a topic dedicated to lies.
@winerkleiner You could say, "Miss Kennedy sucks." Wait no you couldnt say that either. But maybe you could just say, "Miss Kennedy isn't any fun at all, she seems a little up tight."
I am amazing
This thread is populated by individuals with excellent grammar and a very high intelligence quotient average.
MissKennedy wrote:
@winerkleiner You could say, "Miss Kennedy sucks." Wait no you couldnt say that either. But maybe you could just say, "Miss Kennedy isn't any fun at all, she seems a little up tight."
Lol I am not sure what to say in this Twilight Zone of a forum. I suppose in a situation like this we can only dance! Wee
I'm not having any trouble distinguishing between opposite rules and truth/untruth rules. Not a very funny topic. 
Wait, I believe that face is incorrect.
Yosriv wrote:
Tell us a funny lie about chess and/or chess players!
I begin:
I can beat Kasparov after opening a game against him with a4 and h4
The more outrageous the lie, the funnier it is! Good job.
I haven't realized that sarcasm isn't a good litmus test for this type of thing.
. . .
Double negatives don't seem to be a gray area... actually yes they do, my 3rd statement is correct. It woudln't be a bit funnier if opposites were worked in somehow.
May 1, 2012
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#133
waffllemaster wrote:
Yosriv wrote:
Tell us a funny lie about chess and/or chess players!
I begin:
I can beat Kasparov after opening a game against him with a4 and h4
The more outrageous the lie, the funnier it is! Good job.
I haven't realized that sarcasm isn't a good litmus test for this type of thing.
. . .
Double negatives don't seem to be a gray area... actually yes they do, my 3rd statement is correct. It woudln't be a bit funnier if opposites were worked in somehow.
Double negatives are a big no-no. (See what I did there)
May 1, 2012
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#134
DaBigOne wrote:
Double negatives are a big no-no. (See what I did there)
Worst case scenario of patting yourself on the back...
That is outstanding work by whoever's hand-print that is.
You should see his pig!
May 1, 2012
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#137
I never admire the looks of the girls playing at a tournament so the new dress code hasn't saddened me. No sir. Uh uh.
Art? It looks like nothing but painful nonsense.
I know what I'm doing.