ZERG RUSH!!!!

Great, now you've got me renaming pieces for Starcraft units.
Interesting. If it was black to move, i think the only saving chance is dxe6. Everything else is mate in 1.
Okay, noticed Nxh6 prevents mate in 1.

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Alright here goes.
Terran.
Pawn = Marine
Rook = Siege Tank
Knight = Goliaths
Bishop = Vulture
King = Science Vessel
Queen = Ghost
Zerg.
Pawns = Zerglings
Rook = Ultralisk
Knight = Hydralisk
Bishop = Defiler
King = Overlord
Queen = Queen (or Kerrigan, Queen of Blades)
Protoss.
Pawns = Zealots
Rooks = Reavers
Knights = Dark Templar
Bishops = Dragoons
Queen = Archon
King = Dark Archon
/collets ten billion nerd points for this
//virginity re-grows
WARCRAFT II
ORC:
Pawns: Grunts
Bishops: Axe Thrower
Knights: Catapults
Rooks: Ogres
King: Death Knight
Queen: Ogre Mage
HUMAN:
Pawns: Footmen
Bishops: Archers
Knights: Ballistas
Rooks: Knights
King: Mage
Queen: Paladin
it's-a-SWEET! Almost want to make a set-up of this game in the WC2Map-editor, just have to find out where my copy of the game is residing! :-D

Robelsk -
How did you figure you'd go with Ballistas for knights and knights for rooks?
Surely... knights for knights, and Ballistas for rooks... I'd probably even have mages for the bishops.
/the internet is serious business, people

That's an awesome post! Can't wait for December 3rd to get here and we can zerg rush all over again.