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theoreticalboy

Rule #16 - all that glitters is not gold, but is glittery.

mrguy888
theoreticalboy wrote:

Rule #16 - all that glitters is not gold, but is glittery.


Isn't that all that really matters anyway?

theoreticalboy

Precisely, mister, precisely.

AndyClifton

Rule #17 - All of Gary Glitter's records are not gold.

theoreticalboy

Rule #18 - for the love of God, don't get too attracted to Gary's glitter.

AndyClifton

Rule #19 - Gary Glitter was a singer who proved a lot more successful when he didn't sing.