Post one of your games and I will read your personality from it

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Destiny
knightscape007 wrote:

Apologies for the delay Destiny, I can’t seem to get the chess board feature to work but here is my in depth highly accurate analysis in raw pgn form:

[Event "Live Chess"]

[Site "Chess.com"]

[Date "2020.03.18"]

[Round "?"]

[White "Chriss_kkk"]

[Black "Destiny"]

[Result "0-1"]

[ECO "B95"]

[WhiteElo "1828"]

[BlackElo "1806"]

[TimeControl "180+2"]

[EndTime "10:29:11 PDT"]

[Termination "Destiny won by resignation"]

 

1. e4 c5 {Likes to avoid confrontation and will pusssy out of a direct challenge} 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 {Puts animals (horsies here) in danger in front of humans, indicating psychopathic tendencies} 5. Nc3 a6 6. Bg5 e6 7. Qd2 Be7 8. f4

b5 9. a3 Bb7 10. Bd3 Nbd7 11. O-O-O h6 12. Bh4 Qc7 {Only moves the queen one space when it can move unlimited, means you don’t use talents to their potential}  13. Kb1 Nc5 14. Rde1 O-O  {Indecisive and hangs around 13 moves before castling}  15.

h3 Rfd8 16. g3 d5 17. e5 Nfe4 18. Bxe4 Nxe4 19. Nxe4 dxe4  {Boring swap of pieces, shows a dull personality making others dislike you and your life probably falling apart} 20. Bxe7 Qxe7 21. Qe3

Rac8 22. Rh2 b4 23. axb4 Qxb4 24. Nb3 Bd5 25. Qd4 Qxe1+ {Got lucky to win, in conclusion a weak boring psychopath with very few friends} 0-1

I have never read anything so accurate in my life. 

batgirl

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a game of old...

 

st0ckfish
rock303 wrote:

shut up mine was in one minute,

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Asparagusic_acids
1_a31-0 wrote:
rock303 wrote:

shut up mine was in one minute,

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rcu_21

Hmmm

Asparagusic_acids
rcu_21 wrote:

Hmmm

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akbolon

Wow!

 

the_real_greco

 

m_connors
knightscape007 wrote:

I can read a lot into people’s personality from their chessplaying so post one of your games here and I will analyse what it says about you.

Here you go . . .

 

varelse1

Does your talent work for Vote Chess games as well?

Can you read an entire group?

knightscape007
1e41-O wrote:

 

Move 1: Anarchist, starting with d4 instead of the more common e4

Move 6: creates a chain of pawns, evidently a kinky person who likes chains

Move 13: not a trustworthy person who can hold their ground as you retreated

Move 17: chains again

Move 25: boxing yourself in making useless moves you need to get out more

Move 80: ruthlessly promoting a pawn who’s done nothing to help all game: let’s hope you never become a manager

knightscape007
Spelenderwijs wrote:

Interested to hear what you make of this

 

Move 3: advances the pawns in the opposite order to what I would. You are very confused and backwards.

Move 7: very threatening move implies you are aggressive and people fear you

Move 15: building a wall of pawns you are insecure even though outwardly threatening

Move 25: only move the pawn one square so are a lazy bum too

Muisuitglijder
knightscape007 schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:

Interested to hear what you make of this

 

Move 3: advances the pawns in the opposite order to what I would. You are very confused and backwards.

Move 7: very threatening move implies you are aggressive and people fear you

Move 15: building a wall of pawns you are insecure even though outwardly threatening

Move 25: only move the pawn one square so are a lazy bum too

LOL. But if on move 25 i moved the pawn two squares i would be dead.

Nevertheless, your analysis is certainly interesting.

knightscape007
Spelenderwijs wrote:
knightscape007 schreef:
Spelenderwijs wrote:

Interested to hear what you make of this

 

Move 3: advances the pawns in the opposite order to what I would. You are very confused and backwards.

Move 7: very threatening move implies you are aggressive and people fear you

Move 15: building a wall of pawns you are insecure even though outwardly threatening

Move 25: only move the pawn one square so are a lazy bum too

LOL. But if on move 25 i moved the pawn two squares i would be dead.

Nevertheless, your analysis is certainly interesting.

Don’t argue with it. This stuff is scientific fact

knightscape007
rock303 wrote:

rock303 (2369) vs MangoMankey (2347), 1-0 after 556 moves

This game shows you lack the self-confidence and intelligence to take advantage of your opponents’ mong strategy and you like to drag out simple tasks

1e41-O

no.2

CathalKing

 

CathalKing

 

rock303

second one

rock303 (2356) vs Forks_75 (2322), 1-0 after 54 moves

knightscape007

Jeez, the title clearly said ONE of your games, add to the lists that some of you can’t count either.

(but I’ll get around to them if I have time since you love and value my analysis so much)