GIMMIE_THAT_PAWN wrote:
ummm shesh... take a chill pill man
He's right...
Martin (The worst bot on chess.com) Played a brilliant move against me!
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May 31, 2024
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#84
elefantenvogel wrote:
Well, I just lost to martin-bot. He dropped a piece in the opening but then he outplayed me. https://www.chess.com/game/computer/12279281 I'm a 1700! Suggests to me that they silently turned martin-bot into one of those flexible-strength bots. There is no fricking way any human ranked below 1500 would have done this to me.
did you know that when martin gains an advantage, he becomes weaker and easier to beat? hung onto the game a few more moves and you probably would have won. also dude how did he outplay you HES MARTIN THE ONE WHO LOSES WITH 50 QUEENS
Jun 1, 2024
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#85
JayThe10th wrote:
elefantenvogel wrote:
Well, I just lost to martin-bot. He dropped a piece in the opening but then he outplayed me. https://www.chess.com/game/computer/12279281 I'm a 1700! Suggests to me that they silently turned martin-bot into one of those flexible-strength bots. There is no fricking way any human ranked below 1500 would have done this to me.
did you know that when martin gains an advantage, he becomes weaker and easier to beat? hung onto the game a few more moves and you probably would have won. also dude how did he outplay you HES MARTIN THE ONE WHO LOSES WITH 50 QUEENS
1700! And lost to a 250... Did some math and Martin is 6.8% of your ELO.
Also that Martin is never that good...
Jun 1, 2024
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#86
Here's my game...
PromotionMay (770) vs. Martin bot (250) (I'm White.)
e4 e5 Nf3 d5 exd5 Qxd5 Nc3 Qd6 d3 Ne7 Qe2 Bg5 Qxd3 Qxd3 Qd2 Nb5 Nxc7+ Kf7 Nxa8 Ke8 Nc7+ Kf7 Bc4+ Kg6 Qd3 e4 Qxe4+ Kh4 Qxf4 a5 h3 Nd7 g4+ Bf7# 1-0 Also, there was another option: Qf7#. I used the bishop to make Martin look bad. But, he already is..... Accuracy: 80.7, 58.4.
I know Martin the bot sucks
Jun 3, 2024
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#88
elefantenvogel wrote:
Well, I just lost to martin-bot. He dropped a piece in the opening but then he outplayed me. https://www.chess.com/game/computer/12279281 I'm a 1700! Suggests to me that they silently turned martin-bot into one of those flexible-strength bots. There is no fricking way any human ranked below 1500 would have done this to me. You didn't lose you resigned so he would win.
Jun 4, 2024
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#89
Actually, when I played Martin his rating began to rise as I played him. He rose from 250 to 3800... Then he beat me up. PLUS THE GUYS WHO ARE IN CHARGE SAID THAT IT WASN'T REAL I texted them again... They ignored it.
Jun 4, 2024
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#90
Also, here's a story called "THE DRUNK MAN"
Girl: Daddy, what are DRUNK PEOPLE?
Dad: Well, drunk people drink a lot of alcohol, and they see double of what you see.
Girl: ???
Dad: Look at the table. There are four UNO cards on it. Drunk people see EIGHT.
Girl: Daddy, I nice explanation, but there are only TWO cards there... Also, why is the table covered with empty glasses of wine?
Dad: !
Girl: HELP! MY DAD FAINTED!
(Dad farting)
Jun 4, 2024
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#91
PromotionMay wrote:
Interview with MICKEY MOUSE:
Mickey: Hi, I'm Mickey Mouse! I like being sexy for my girl Miny!
Minnie: Well, one, MY NAME IS MINNIE, NOT MINY! And second, I'm breaking up.
Mickey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Shut your (Bleep), Mickey...!
Mickey: Fine! And also, can we get some CUTE HANDWRITING for my voice?
Me: ARGHH!
Minnie: ARGHH!
Mickey: Do you know how I got my voice?
Minnie: His doctor said he was too fat, so h-
Mickey: HEY! Well, I got it from my mom. She also sounds like this!
Minnie: So, she sounds like an elephant who swallowed a dump truck full of kitty litter?
Mickey: NO! My mom-
Me: ...is so hairy, when the gorillas at the zoo were all sick, she was a replacement.
Mickey: @%$#!?
Mickey's Mommy: NO CURSING NOW GO TO YOUR BEDROOM YOU'RE GROUNDED
Jun 5, 2024
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#92
PromotionMay wrote:
outoftheboxthinking wrote:
longsatingalaxy wrote:
My friend is rated 375 (more like 0 elo) but he played against martin and at the end he won but when I analyzed the game it said Martin made a brilliance. Link: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/80186131?tab=review Pls check out my blog on it. Link: https://www.chess.com/blog/longsatingalaxy/martin-made-a-brilliance
Martin did 2 graet moves not 1 brillant moves
You misspelled "great".
wonder why it doesn't show a brilliance it used to
AJ109932 skrev:
It is impossible to lose to martin.
you made a lot of horrible moves and you missed capturing pieces.
Jan 18, 2025
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#97
CastawayWill wrote:
How? Just how? Apparently g4 is the only move that holds a draw in this position and Martin saw it! (I didn't)'
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/2fzBqmdHn6
7. g4!!
you run your king over to f1/g1 and whenever black captures the g4 pawn you play Kg2 and have a basic opposition draw. it's probably not a brilliant move bc he didn't see the idea behind it and blundered the next move xD
Feb 14, 2025
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#98
ChessMaster29813 wrote:
No idea why Martin is rated only 250 and HE IS HARD
u call that idiotic dumbo trash bot "HARD"?????
My friend is rated 375 (more like 0 elo) but he played against martin and at the end he won but when I analyzed the game it said Martin made a brilliance. Link: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/80186131?tab=review Pls check out my blog on it. Link: https://www.chess.com/blog/longsatingalaxy/martin-made-a-brilliance
Martin did 2 graet moves not 1 brillant moves
You misspelled "great".