Need Help to beat someone

Hey everyone...

can you suggest a next move so I can beat my buddy? i'm white. 

thanks!

I'd consider promoting the g-pawn.

do you think move it 1 or 2 spaces??

rybrown

You know, you can simply include a diagram instead of posting that huge photo. Or since you only made two moves, you can simply list the notation:

1. d4 d5

2. Nc3 Nc6

(I'm guess this is the order in which the moves were made, but it really doesn't matter.)

For future games, I would recommend playing c4 (or pushing the c-pawn up 2 squares) before playing the Queenside Knight to c3 because this allows White to control the center in a more direct fashion.

As is, I don't like getting into a positional battle without having played c4 first, so I would probably experiment by using the tempo you have to play 3. e4 (moving the e-pawn up 2 squares) to open up the center and develop quickly. Immediate future plans include playing Nf3 and castling in preparation for an open, tactical battle.

is h2 a checkers piece?

I was just making a joke about the board coordinates being wrong.

You need to play e4 so you can get Ke2! in quickly.

Nice chess set... so, how long ya in for, and what did ya do?

Okay, but I will need $200 and a bat.

Funniest Chess board I've seen...well ever!

If this was a serious post, take ModernCalvin's advice and just tell us the move order.

Since the board is backwards (black has the 1st rank and the h-file is on the right) I'd just say to play the King-pawn up two squares and then (assuming he takes) push the Queen-pawn into the Knight's face. Since the Queen-Bishop's pawn is behind your Knight, you'll need to play a bit extreme to make any headway. 

Are only pawns allowed on d5 and e6?

Nothing bigger would fit.......although I notice the Black King has started on d1??

How do you link someone's name like that?

What's so funny about the board?

Bf4 RPB. Bf4.