- "The e file is closed" Nope. It is only semi-closed. So White can use it to control a lot of squares, most importantly e5.
- "I am no fan of lines that put my queen in front of my king begging for a trade." well thats your style, but try to be more openminded. Black has no way of trading Queens. Qe2 actually made a trade less likely, as the Queen is moving away of the d-file.
- "8.c3 is the next strongest performing move." I guess you mean 8.a3 ?
- "I don't understand the concepts behind them, but can parrot them until tactical opportunities arise." Well that the wrong way. But your question is a move in the right direction. It is way better to understand principles and ideas than remembering a sequence of moves.
- "Could it be a setup for potentially castling queenside?" It could. It is always nice not showing your cards to Black. Probably 0-0 is better, and a Rook to d1.
- "If you can tell me what the queen TARGETS." c4 and b5 - and potentially e4 and e5.
- "which scores a full 11% worse." Don't rely to much on the scores.
After starting to learn the Fantasy/Maroczy version as something strong to play against Caro Kanns which have been driving me nuts, at one point facing SEVEN of them in just two days and seeing that the Alapin Diemer French has A LOT of the same positional themes, I've been studying that some today, but keep getting hung up on THIS move which is the strongest PERFORMING one in amateur games 8.Qe2