BTW, I bet your grape eating, drumstick loving king only goes out like that when he's forced to by the other guy's queen!
http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=119892310
Oh, look, I'm TheronG12's drumstick loving king being forced to hide behind a wall of pawns by the dreaded white king (aka queen)! She so much stronger than me!
Mostly true, though my king has many times been a useful offensive weapon in endgames (after the queens are off the board...).
All in favor of GM Kosteniuk renaming herself the "Chess King" say "I".
"Me".
TheronG12--so mostly what you're saying is that your king is cowering behind a wall of pawns forcing his mistress to do the hard work until the other guy has no more mistress.
You should apologize to TheGhostessLola for deceiving her and tell her she was absolutely right that your king is one giant sissy.
The sick thing about it all is His Royale Lowness can get a new mistress(es) so long as the Queen herself can escort a lowly foot soldieress past enemy ranks. And !....she's been known to sacrifice herself for that a$$'O in doing so.
And yes, pawns are born girls....it takes a decision from the King to make it a Castle or a Bishop or a Horse....depending on what he needs. Keywords: "WHAT HE NEEDS".
The King is so selfish....yuck....
....and so fat and slow. I mean, come on....I square at a time and he can retreat ? - yet he won't let his heroine pawns retreat ? Can you find a more two-faced hypocrite ?
I say....girl pawn power !!
Now I take exception to the last comment. When anyone escorts one of my pawns to the back rank it's the king far more often than the queen. Occasionally a rook.
G12,
That's because you're selfish bastard of a king has already swapped off mistresses with the other king (yuck!).
No, his army brutally murdered my queen. No half-decent king can be expected to take that sitting down, so he marches down the board to avenge her.
No your armies brutally exchanged queens. No king that half-decent would ever allow his lady to be exchanged with another guy's lady.
If the enemy's lady kills his, what's he supposed to do? Just stand and watch? Of course he kills the enemy queen. My king believes in capital punishment.
Lol this post is great
G12, Well one of you decided to donate the dame in the first place!
Well, what's my pretext for killing his queen if she hasn't killed mine first?
G12,
Like I said, one of you guys decided you would exchange ladies which is sexist.
I'm not sexist, I'm perfectly impartial. I want to kill both his king and his queen.
I want to kill just his king for being a lazy a$$.
All in favor of GM Kosteniuk renaming herself the "Chess King" say "I".