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Chill_Aesthetics
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

 

DK1233333
14aditgupta написал:

I was in my first bullet and just was losing on time very badly and just lost

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✅ “Hello”, “Good evening”, “How are you...?”, “how does ... work?”

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❌ Begging for followers, subscribers etc

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DK1233333
auroradavis написал:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

 

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

DK1233333
thunderstarhdkdk написал:

Me against jaceharvey: could have checkmated in move 2# i won by resignation

 

 

What the hell- in black knight xd3 you can attack on queen

xiaotonghuang9
blueemu wrote:

I once lost a chess game because I forgot that Pawns don't move backwards.

oh wow 00 XD

Mathperson2015

Not my worst brain fart, but this just happened to me.

 

flamingsword7440
Boguslawarutek wrote:
Chat Etiquette

Lichess is a place for chess friends all over the world. If you ever saw people timed out in chats for “public shaming”, “spamming in the chat”, “disrespecting other players”, or “inappropriate behavior”, you might wonder yourself, what they or you have done that Lichess took action to timeout people from chat. Treat the chat always like you would treat a good friend, with politeness, respect and kindness. Please also avoid sensitive topics such as religion and politics.

Most tournaments and every simul and game have a public chat room on the left side. We only timeout people for public chats like tournaments or simul chats.

Public shaming

Do not publicly shame other users on Lichess. We will not discuss actions taken because of reports. All reports are processed as soon as possible. If it has been over 48 hours and nothing has happened, it is likely that your report was incorrect and no issues were found.

✅ Fill out https://lichess.org/report if you think someone might have cheated or anything else reportable

❌ “is ... a cheater?”, “...is an idiot”, “...is a noob, "...is a loser”

Spamming in the chat

✅ “Hello”, “Good evening”, “How are you...?”, “how does ... work?”

❌ “Heeeeeelllllllooooooo”, “asdasdlaisdjalsdjasdljö”, “hahahahahahahahahahhaha”, “???????????????????”
❌ Links to tournaments or teams unrelated to the event
❌ Links to your stream or someone else’s stream
❌ “Join my team...” (you can advertise your team or other links in your own profile https://lichess.org/account/profile or in your own team)
❌ A lot of emojis like “😀😃😄😁😆😅”
❌ Begging for followers, subscribers etc

Disrespecting other players

✅ “Good game...” , “Well played...”, “Congrats...”

❌ Do not use swear words directed at players like “f*** you”, or general insults like “you are an idiot”, “looooser” or “run noob”

 

Inappropriate behavior

✅ Always be kind, polite and friendly to other users, just like you would be to your friends, or to someone you just met

❌ Do not threaten anybody with with phrases such as “kill yourself”
❌ Do not send racist messages to anybody
❌ Do not post sensitive material to shock people

 

Messages like those will result in a timeout, and potentially a chat ban if this happens multiple times.

If you are unsure whether you are allowed to post something, better ask a moderator on Lichess or in the official Discord #support channel: https://discord.gg/hy5jqSs

Also, if you see an inappropriate chat as posted above, please click on the ⚠️ next to the chat or go to https://lichess.org/report . You may also consider to block someone who annoys you in your inbox by clicking on the 🚫 or report a user in your inbox via the ⚠️ 

Ok? 

 

LetMeWinPls7
I was black here in this game. I had so many brain farts and missed wins during this game. >:3

 

Phroax

the brain fart that makes me wanna kill myself


btw im black

Andrewtopia

I do not know where the game notation went, but I put my rook on e2 instead of capturing on e7 and just blundered a full rook OTB. I was up two pieces, but my position was lost after I hung the rook.

RagingRook1747

I'm white here

jimmyiscool525
auroradavis wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

 

sorry I just wanted to say "I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE" 

jimmyiscool525
DFletcher0306 wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

 

That is off topic.

Well, obviously

jimmyiscool525
DK1233333 wrote:
auroradavis написал:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

 

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

Sorry I felt like saying "I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE" because I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE

 

Phroax


brain fart #2 and I don't know how did my brain suddenly stop working

Chill_Aesthetics
jimmyiscool525 wrote:
auroradavis wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

 

sorry I just wanted to say "I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE" 

 

 

 

 

 

It's alright maybe say that on fortnite?

chadnilsen

Unfortunately I can't find the game, but a few months ago I failed a K+R vs K mate with TWENTY SECONDS LEFT.

jimmyiscool525
Chill_Aesthetics wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:
auroradavis wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

 

sorry I just wanted to say "I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE" 

 

 

 

 

 

It's alright maybe say that on fortnite?

But Fortnite sucks

 

everydaymachines

I was really tired..

Chill_Aesthetics
jimmyiscool525 wrote:
Chill_Aesthetics wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:
auroradavis wrote:
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

What the hell- THiS iS a ChEsS WeBsIte I'm confused

 

sorry I just wanted to say "I'M CRACKED AT FORTNITE" 

 

 

 

 

 

It's alright maybe say that on fortnite?

But Fortnite sucks

 

True