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BronsteinPawn

Could this photoshop pro beat a player with odds?

Yes he can! All thanks to his humbilities.

I was playing a 3 min game and mousesliped, my potato mouse had betrayed me, I played Kf8!! instead of 0-0?

I proceeded to offer him a draw (who knows, maybe he was nice, maybe he accepted) telling him it was a mouseslip.

He declined and I started to cry, but it was fair, I had just won a game because my opponent mousesliped.

I accepted the challenge and prayed for the best, enjoy this HUMBLE story.

 
BRONSTEINTHEMADPAWN OUT.
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LogoCzar

"Logozar's arrogance had neutralized my humbilities and so I lost many rating points, I wanted to be back in 1900 land and thought it would be a good idea to play some blitz. "

Smile

I don't remember bragging about winning or anything :)

I did win 6/7 though, so if I was confident I think it was for good reason

LogoCzar

Congrats on winning though - after Kf8 too!

LogoCzar

You sure like that image, don't you?

BronsteinPawn

Dont worry logozar, I got good opening positions, my humbilities were at their max in the first moves but my stamina decreased and I started hanging pieces.

Ill buy some more Whey humblety and fight your arrogance.

BronsteinPawn

My opponent cant control his arrogance, poor him, I sent him an Amazon card so he could buy 1kg of humbility.

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BronsteinPawn
MeTheBoxLuhst escribió:
logozar wrote:

"Logozar's arrogance had neutralized my humbilities and so I lost many rating points, I wanted to be back in 1900 land and thought it would be a good idea to play some blitz. "

I suck at chess

I tried to brag but i cound'nt bring up thenerve

I did lose 69/10 though, so if I was confident I think it was for a godly horrible reason

Indeed, 

LOL

Ill take steroids and 50mg of humbility per day, logozar will fall one day.

LogoCzar

Fail?
I am assuming you are referring to beating me in a chess match :)

Train hard!

LogoCzar
MeTheBoxLuhst wrote:
BronsteinPawn wrote:

My opponent cant control his arrogance, poor him, I sent him an Amazon card so he could buy 1kg of humbility.

 

He only said that because he was so startled at youor humbility that he fainted and his face presses those buttons on the keyboard and accidentally sent it. 

Alas, logozar seems to be irritated at you for destrying him earlier

If you are referring to our match, not at all.  

BronsteinPawn

Xon's Disciple

New Zealand 

LogoCzar

I'd prefer that you don't call me arrogant; there is a difference between arrogance and confidence.

And maybe we will play again sometime! :)

BronsteinPawn

Lol, Xon rocks, thanks for descifering (if that word even exists, my humbilities got into my mouth) the messages, logozar likes hiding the truth.

I just injected a massive ammount of humbility up to my blood stream, and I think my arteries clogged up, Im gonna lose an arm, however I will risk my life and play another blitz game, Im just 3 points away from Humble 1900 MGL PRO LAND.

BronsteinPawn

A good humbility injection and this song plus going to the bathroom will get me to 1900 land!

BronsteinPawn

Dont worry guys, Im humble, I believe in myself, logozar is just jealous of my humbilities, he knows 2...a6 is busted, he also knows I wasnt in humble mode when we played our match and he also knows that there were many games (like 2, at least one) where I could have fought for the flag.

Statistics dont take in account my humbility.

BronsteinPawn

Just look at this humble game, the one that brought me back to 1900 land (Im not playing more rated with logozar between weekends btw, his arrogance steals my points and Im supposed not to play blitz between weekends too). It comes with a nice story about how being too arrogant can kill you.

BronsteinPawn

No dude, you are misunderstanding life, that mean guy was arrogant and offended me, after I won I said "Get rekt, accept the draw next time" in a very humble way, I dont know why he got mad, I offered a draw at the beginning of the game and said that I thought it was arrogant to play as White, if he had accepted the draw we could have played it over again, and both of us would have stayed with the same rating, he said "No thanks" I loaded my humble MG42 and proceeded with caution.

BronsteinPawn

"A LAS ARMAS, AL ATAQUE!"
That is what I said to my 2 horsies, one got on e5 and died, but the other which Im riding in the photo below survived, defended my king, and also attacked the enemy king from f4.

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My horse is going to f4 and I was guiding it, we needed to mate that enemy king!

solskytz

Funny and a great lesson on the merits of humbility!! Say hi to Logozar...

BronsteinPawn
solskytz escribió:

Funny and a great lesson on the merits of humbility!! Say hi to Logozar...

I will just say checkmate!

BronsteinPawn

Okay Logozar, I made a stupid thing, I saw our blitz games afterwards and found that your arrogance neutralized my humbilities.

I had winning lines (specially in that 2...a6 thing lol)in some games but ommited them because somehow I was scared of your arrogance, but dont worry, Ill do some tactics, get my confidence back up, get destroyed in our next blitz match and sell my soul to derik to get some skillz.

solskytz

I vote for Logozar.