It's all true!
The most interesting chess game ever played was played here on chess.com!!!

ANOTHER ONE!!!!! ANOTHER VICTORY!
THE KING OF PATZERS RULES ALL!!!!
BOW DOWN BEFORE MY STRENGHT!!
AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT WIN!!! WHAT A ROOK SACRIFICE!
BLACK WINS AN EVEN PAWN--BUT BETTER--OPPOSITE-COLORED-BISHOP ENDING WITH ROOKS!
ALL----APPLAUD ME!

YET ANOTHER AMAZING VICTORY!!!!
jk.
I AM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk
ANYWAYS, HERE IS THE GAME:
nk

just tracking this thread...
Hey Jackfast, I need your opinion about my other masterpieces:
CHESS MOVIES, based on Pawn Sacrifice:
Pawn Pusher 1:
PAWN PUSHER (THE KING OF PATZERS)
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/new-chess-movie-pawn-pusher---see-snapshots
Pawn Pusher 2:
PAWN PUSHER: Overcoming the Chess Addiction:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/new-chess-movie-pawn-pusher-overcoming-the-chess-addiction
Pawn Pusher 3: coming soon.

This one's my favorite:
And then, I proceeded to crush him in the next four games.
THE UNOFFICIAL BEST MEMBER OF CHESS.COM BEAT THE OFFICIAL BEST MEMBER OF CHESS.COM!

I think you copied the title of someting other's topic...
Yes, i know. I decided the idea was good, without of course SO much bragging.
In any case, I won the King of Patzers title from him.

I think you copied the title of someting other's topic...
Yes, i know. I decided the idea was good, without of course SO much bragging.
In any case, I won the King of Patzers title from him.
Congrats,

I think you copied the title of someting other's topic...
Yes, i know. I decided the idea was good, without of course SO much bragging.
In any case, I won the King of Patzers title from him.
You do not won the crown of King of Patzers, because you are not a patzer (see your rating) and you are going to be titled player soon.
The King of Patzers must be a real patzer; patzer by heart, not a wanna-be-GM.
The King of Patzer NEVER will be a titled player: NEVER.

I think you copied the title of someting other's topic...
Yes, i know. I decided the idea was good, without of course SO much bragging.
In any case, I won the King of Patzers title from him.
You do not won the crown of King of Patzers, because you are not a patzer (see your rating) and you are going to be titled player soon.
The King of Patzers must be a real patzer; patzer by heart, not a wanna-be-GM.
The King of Patzer NEVER will be a titled player: NEVER.
But the King of Paterz is an official title and you own it... titled player???!?!?!?!?!?!???!
LOL