11452 Players currently online!
Man vs. Machine - good luck!
Turn-based games at any time!
Vote for the best move to win!
Do you have what it takes?
Backgammon, Yatzy, and more!
Sharpen your tactical vision!
Get advice and game insights!
Learn from top players & pros!
View millions of master games!
Your virtual chess coach!
Perfect your opening moves!
Test your skills vs. computer!
Find the right private coach!
Can you solve it each day?
Bring it all together!
Beginners, start here!
Make friends & play team games!
News from the world of chess!
Search all Chess.com members!
Find local clubs & events!
Who's the best of your friends?
Read what members are saying!
Time for another item ( this one is a bit racy - Oh Oh ! ).
A ninety-year-old man went to see his doctor and said, " Doctor, my wife - who is eighteen - is expecting a baby. "
The doctor said, " Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but instead of his gun, he picked up an umbrella by mistake. And when a bear suddenly charged at him he pointed his umbrella at the bear, shot, and killed it on the spot. "
Old man, " Impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear. "
Doctor, " Exactly my point. "
My dog's dad's sister's owner's parrot's cat's lion's feet's mustard's potatoes' mangos' cousin's brother's sofa's tv's weight watcher's bannana's panties married a ten year old girl. So that 90 year old man could have married that 18 year old girl.
--- Thanks for the post Chatur64.
One very funny guy from the old days was Henny Youngman, eg: " Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays. " ( that's our Henny ! ).
Dragon vs Najdorf
by Fiveofswords 3 minutes ago
Who Will Win The 2015 Sinquefield Cup?
by Debistro 4 minutes ago
What is this gambit called? 1.e4 Nf6 2.c4?
by Fiveofswords 6 minutes ago
8/29/2015 - Green - Zhu, AZ Scholastic State Championship 2009
by BryanCFB 7 minutes ago
What should I play against the Caro-Kann Panov-Botvinnik Attack?
by Fiveofswords 8 minutes ago
What is your favorite chess song?
by uscftigerprowl 14 minutes ago
100 awkward moments in a game of chess
by Arjun316694 17 minutes ago
Learning 1...e5--Best way?
by Aquarius550 19 minutes ago
How to play the Sicilian Dragon For REAL
by Diakonia 23 minutes ago
Does anyone else consider themselves a reincarnation of a former chess player?
by twighead 30 minutes ago
Why Join | Chess Topics |
Help & Support |
© 2015 Chess.com
• Chess - English
We are working hard to make Chess.com available in over 70 languages. Check back over the year as we develop the technology to add more, and we will try our best to notify you when your language is ready for translating!