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  • 23 hours ago · Quote · #1481

    cabadenwurt

    Time for another item ( this one is a bit racy - Oh Oh ! ).

    A ninety-year-old man went to see his doctor and said, " Doctor, my wife - who is eighteen - is expecting a baby. "

    The doctor said, " Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but instead of his gun, he picked up an umbrella by mistake. And when a bear suddenly charged at him he pointed his umbrella at the bear, shot, and killed it on the spot. "

    Old man, " Impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear. "

    Doctor, " Exactly my point. "   

  • 23 hours ago · Quote · #1482

    chatur64

    My dog's dad's sister's owner's parrot's cat's lion's feet's mustard's potatoes' mangos' cousin's brother's sofa's tv's weight watcher's bannana's panties married a ten year old girl. So that 90 year old man could have married that 18 year old girl.

  • 3 hours ago · Quote · #1483

    cabadenwurt

    chatur64 wrote:

    My dog's dad's sister's owner's parrot's cat's lion's feet's mustard's potatoes' mangos' cousin's brother's sofa's tv's weight watcher's bannana's panties married a ten year old girl. So that 90 year old man could have married that 18 year old girl.

    --- Thanks for the post Chatur64.

    One very funny guy from the old days was Henny Youngman, eg: " Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays. " ( that's our Henny ! ). 


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