100 things to do while waiting for people to move

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Robert_New_Alekhine

now_and_zen, I couldn't wait to ask you, why have you blocked me?

Knightly_News

53. Invent a personal name for every piece on the board and see if you can track them throughout the game.

FancyKnight

54. Contemplate the absurdity of your existence

Knightly_News

55. Invent new variations of bladder control

egoole

(56). Try holding your breath till he moves Wink

JPLionRoar

Take a Shite...Laughing

eciruam
Robert0905 wrote:

now_and_zen, I couldn't wait to ask you, why have you blocked me?

The little **** blocked me too..probably an infantile power trip.

His threads are hilariously clever though.

He has a bit of an ego problem.....but that should diminish as he grows up

This will be my last post, as I'm sure to get blocked, so I better sign off with a "home truth"....Now and Zen....grow up !!

shakedaspear

57. Pray he/she doesn't see the inane trap you've set (and yes, I'm talking personal experience here). 

Bobby_Joey

Read this fourm

Bobby_Joey

Write on every fourm on chess.com

Bobby_Joey

Attempt to finish a bananannanananananananananan until your opponents next move

Bobby_Joey

61. Do magic to distract your opponent

Bobby_Joey

62. While they go to the bathroom take their king

Bobby_Joey

63. While they are thinking secretly take a pawn

Bobby_Joey

64. Blow up the board

Bobby_Joey

65.Say this game will be a draw and then shake the board so all the pieces fall

TechnoramaGaming

66. dip your balls in turpentine

Bobby_Joey

Play the hippo defense

Bobby_Joey

Open another tab and do nothing

moveslowbro

eat pickles and cheese