1000 Things to Do if Your Favorite Chess Player Came Into Your Room

I think that my title says it all.

If Magnus Carlsen stepped into your room, what would you do?

While this will probably never happen, it is still fun to see what might happen.

Let's start.

1. Stand there.

2. Be a fangirl.

3. Offer a game of chess.

4. ask for advice

6. ask for an autograph

7. get his phone number

8. take a selfie

9. invite my friends

10. ask a lot of questions

11. show him this list of things will do to him

Tell him that soon you both are going to switch places 

12. Ask what he's doing here (I mean I don't see why he would come to my town and come into my room)

13. scream that there is an intruder

14. Jump out the window(for no particular reason)

15. load my gun then put it down when i see who it is

16. play a game of shogi with him

17. If you're anywhere near the West Coast, maybe you can get your chance in 5 weeks' time:

https://www.chess.com/news/view/pro-chess-league-finals-set-for-san-francisco

18. Offer a cup of tea.

The forum mentions "favorite player" not necessarily Magnus Carlsen. What if your favorite is a "classic player" who passed away years ago? I guess I'd ask how they got time travel technology...

say hi

+1

22. Call the police.

24. Call him senpai