1000 ways to troll on chess

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1. resign in with a mate in one

2. play the bongcloud

3.get your grandmaster dad to play for you at your 800 level

4. sacrifice all your pieces in a mate in one

5. sacrifice all your pieces to mate in one

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please number your suggestions

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why would you troll in chess
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Devin0922 wrote:
why would you troll in chess

or just be funny

not necessarily bullying

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you will just get reported
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and have your account dissabled
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they dont break the fairplay policy

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my dad suck at chess he dont even know how to move a peice and his rating is 100 LOL
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Devin0922 wrote:
my dad suck at chess he dont even know how to move a peice and his rating is 100 LOL

lol i dont actually have a gm dad

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so that is just four ways to troll
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then way did u post it LOL
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no but others who actually have gm dads (or moms, sisters, brothers, uncles, ect) could do it

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And you will just get reported because your using outside assitance
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Mdr
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Devin0922 wrote:
And you will just get reported because your using outside assitance

if he plays one game thats not the end of the world

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phare-corse wrote:
Mdr

?

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1) a classic is just promoting ur extra pawns to all queens (or all knights if ur feeling cocky) just to tilt them even more before mating [dont stalemate tho lol]

2) immediately before mating, offer a draw, then mate (this way they cant accept - this is evil)

note: i dont endorse this but well its what we're talking about right haha

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u can also troll them by offering a draw when your winning
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Devin0922 wrote:
u can also troll them by offering a draw when your winning

lol

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PetroviciChess wrote:

1) a classic is just promoting ur extra pawns to all queens (or all knights if ur feeling cocky) just to tilt them even more before mating [dont stalemate tho lol]

2) immediately before mating, offer a draw, then mate (this way they cant accept - this is evil)

note: i dont endorse this but well its what we're talking about right haha

careful about the 50 move rule tho