10000 signs I suck at chess

1. I don’t know how the pieces move

2. I don’t have a hand so I can’t move the pieces 

3. I forgot what promoting means

5. Lol

I get "I'm so good syndrome" after winning once

You need the best beginners book . . .

It only cost $9.95 at Barnes and Noble . . .

8. You think il vaticano is real, both with bishops and knights.

9. I set up the board with the pawns at the back

10. I thought en passant applies to any piece

11. I don’t know what chess is

12: I still don't understand how the knight moves.

10000 is not enough...

13 Ur grounded for life

14. I thought the queen couldn't be captured by the king

16. you think the king moves like the knight

17. when I write nxd5, I do kxd5 because the knight’s first letter is a k.

17.

you're black