10,000 Ways To Piss Off Your Online Blitz Opponent

1) Lagging

2) Disconnecting and reconnecting

3) Abandoning the game

4) Typing 'hi', 'gl' or similar at the start of a game

5) Typing 'gg' before the game is finished

6) Typing 'gg' after you've won or lost

7) Disabling chat

8) Asking for a rematch or declining a rematch

9) Playing on trying to flag when down a piece

10) Taking a perpetual check when down material

...and 9,990 more!

Bear in mind that sometimes the internet is not that reliable in some countries so disconnecting is not their choice but yes some of those points are valid.

Hey come on guys don't you understand the concept?

You're supposed to list some things that triggered yourself to go all haywire or that made your opponent rage

12) typing IOwNZUuuuuuu over and over again after winning might be one of them

Saying PWN3D!!!! over and over

i will use that

Mine is 13). Saying PWN3D your PAWNS over ond over when you capture pawns.

14). Asking them "guess what came in the mail today?" as in Deez Nuts over and over.

15) Saying "that's what she said" whenever they say say something.

16) Telling them to go frick themself.

17) Telling them to go frack themself.

18)Telling them to go frig themself.

19) Telling them to go fug themself.

20) Saying that you have to take a "dump", "whizz",or "leak", or saying that you have to shed waterload every 2 miniutes

21) Saying that they suck when they win.

22)Having good defense.

23)Copy them until they play a move where if you copied them will be far worse off, then instead of copying them walking into a worse position exploit their error.  

24)Hippo

25)Kill any life in the position.

26) Refuse draws in obviously drawn positions. 

27) Telling them to go frag themself

28)just moving back and forth to win on time

Just ignore them and kick there ass

30: start a thread that holds all the ways someone absolutely roasts you during a blitz game

Lol

31) Taking all your time to play a move