100000000 signs that you are a bad chess player
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Jun 7, 2023
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5. You think you are so good because you are 1700 so you create a forum to hate on other chess players
5. U think en passant is forced
GZPP_100 wrote:
6. U think en passant is forced
You always wait for stalement and timeouts while opponent have 2 queens , king vs only king
hello
how are U?
You get overconfident in a game against a low rated player and lose the game like a noob
GZPP_100 wrote:
GZPP_100 wrote:
6. U think en passant is forced
15. You don't realize you can edit your own comments in the forums.
MarioParty4 wrote:
GZPP_100 wrote:
GZPP_100 wrote:
6. U think en passant is forced
15. You don't realize you can edit your own comments in the forums.
you don't know the rating difference between me and u.. 
lol
Jun 7, 2023
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you think a good elo rating means ur good at chess (not saying it doesn't)
Lorem-Ipsum-frfr wrote:
you think a good elo rating means ur good at chess (not saying it doesn't)
lol then why u written
Lorem-Ipsum-frfr wrote:
you think a good elo rating means ur good at chess (not saying it doesn't)
Yeah I agree with this mann
Jun 28, 2023
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Someone at my school thinks pawn promotion is a “tournament” rule only and won’t play with it because her grandparents don’t play with it
GurjasdeepSingh wrote:
You don't know the basic rules of chess. You don't know what a pawn is, or how to checkmate. You're basically playing with your feet.
You don't know how to develop your pieces. You just move your pieces around randomly, hoping for the best. You're like a kid playing with blocks.
You don't control the center of the board. You're always on the defensive, and you never seem to have any initiative. You're like a sitting duck.
You don't look for tactics. You just make moves that seem obvious, and you never think about the consequences. You're like a bull in a china shop.
You don't calculate variations. You just play your moves one at a time, and you never think about what your opponent might do next. You're like a gambler, playing for broke.
You don't know endgame theory. You just blunder your pieces away in the endgame, and you never seem to know how to win. You're like a fish out of water.
You don't practice regularly. You only play chess when you're bored, and you never seem to improve. You're like a couch potato.
You don't analyze your games. You just play your games and forget about them, and you never seem to learn from your mistakes. You're like a goldfish with a short memory.
You don't get help from a coach or mentor. You're too proud to ask for help, and you're stuck in a rut. You're like a donkey that keeps going around in circles.
You write an entire paragraph and don't realize you're an 1100 and you do most of those things
omwtonm wrote:
GurjasdeepSingh wrote:
You don't know the basic rules of chess. You don't know what a pawn is, or how to checkmate. You're basically playing with your feet.
You don't know how to develop your pieces. You just move your pieces around randomly, hoping for the best. You're like a kid playing with blocks.
You don't control the center of the board. You're always on the defensive, and you never seem to have any initiative. You're like a sitting duck.
You don't look for tactics. You just make moves that seem obvious, and you never think about the consequences. You're like a bull in a china shop.
You don't calculate variations. You just play your moves one at a time, and you never think about what your opponent might do next. You're like a gambler, playing for broke.
You don't know endgame theory. You just blunder your pieces away in the endgame, and you never seem to know how to win. You're like a fish out of water.
You don't practice regularly. You only play chess when you're bored, and you never seem to improve. You're like a couch potato.
You don't analyze your games. You just play your games and forget about them, and you never seem to learn from your mistakes. You're like a goldfish with a short memory.
You don't get help from a coach or mentor. You're too proud to ask for help, and you're stuck in a rut. You're like a donkey that keeps going around in circles.
You write an entire paragraph and don't realize you're an 1100 and you do most of those things
That was a way of fun lol
1. You think Rook can diagonally move
2. You think you can keep a check while your opponent is checking you
3. You think that chess is hard
4. You try to move diagonally with a rook
Keep the list going................!