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Except, the cradle was used.

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chasm1995 wrote:

Except, the cradle was used.

Think about it a little longer. It'll come to you.

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I don't understand.

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http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/01/28/baby-shoes/

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Sergeant:

Yeah, I knew the original quote, but I was trying to squeeze it into 5 words, so I had to modify.

Chasm1995:

THE KID DIED! Get it? They bought the cradle/baby shoes in anticipation of the joyful event, but it turned into tragedy.

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Now it makes sense.

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Laughing about the baby's demise.....

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The hyena looks for its

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rubber ducky, last seen wandering...

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in the polymer plantation nursery.

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and he sold it with

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his supposeably real UFO pictures

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burning in the back seat.

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PARACHUTES

never opened · slightly stained