A funny chat

Thank you so much for contacting me and taking the first step into improving your chess skills. Would you mind providing me with an additional information about yourself: full name, age, rating, living location, occupation, chess experience, goals - this will help me to construct a plan which fits your needs and lifestyle. 

I offer a free get to know each other consultation session in which we will discuss all the details and I will explain you my powerful program methods. For the initial session I use Skype - my username is vneimer, please add me to your list. If you are having trouble finding me, then please let me know your Skype username and I will add you.

Do you know how many lessons would you like to take per week? Is there a convenient day and time for you to do the lessons?  You can find various product rates on my website at https://www.powerfulchess.com/products--rates.html

Please do not hesitate to contact me with any questions – I promise to reply within 24 hours.

Ummm.... I dont want lessons.