A guide on how to lose in chess.

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blobby12

1.Cheat and get disqualified

2. get checkmated

3.resign

4.Don't show up for your game

 Congratulations now you know 4 ways to lose in chess!!

Gomer_Pyle

Which is your favorite?

adude23

Fool's Mate is my favourite way to lose.

trysts
adude23 wrote:

Fool's Mate is my favourite way to lose.


Same here! But, sometimes they're so cute!Wink

Noobiest
blobby12 wrote:

1.Cheat and get disqualified

2. get checkmated

3.resign

4.Don't show up for your game

 Congratulations now you know 4 ways to lose in chess!!


What about dying?

bobbyDK

you forgot
5. make your mobile phone ring (where I live you lose if you phone makes a sound)
6. die (I guess you lose) lol
7. find a pillow and sleep next to the board and lose on time.
8. keep making illegal moves.

blobby12

You guys are right there are more. My favorite way to lose is by resignation.

bobbyDK

9. if no notation is made I am sure will at least lose if you do the following : (do not try this at home) you start shaking the chess board and shout "earth quake...."

excuse me for making this bad joke but I had a long day.

duskrevival

trysts
bobbyDK wrote:

9. if no notation is made I am sure will at least lose if you do the following : (do not try this at home) you start shaking the chess board and shout "earth quake...."

excuse me for making this bad joke but I had a long day.


Can you give us 8 other excuses for that joke pleaseLaughing

pathfinder416

I think it unwise to reveal your secrets to losing at chess. You never know when you might want to drop a novelty loss on a lower-rated opponent, just for the psychological value.

TheOmnissiah
Noobiest wrote:What about dying?

 I think that classifies under #4. Unless you die during the match.

trysts
pathfinder416 wrote:

I think it unwise to reveal your secrets to losing at chess. You never know when you might want to drop a novelty loss on a lower-rated opponent, just for the psychological value.


Laughing

Artsew

What about:

10) trying to play against cheaters and let them get away with it

corpsporc

11) Playing against me.

Mm40

12) Moving the pieces like checkers

bobbyDK

13. keep offering draw after each move.
14. forgetting to press the clock and playing on.
15. bribing the referee with less money than your opponent.

duskrevival
bobbyDK wrote:

13. keep offering draw after each move.
14. forgetting to press the clock and playing on.
15. bribing the referee with less money than your opponent.


13. You might not lose that way! your opponent can easily accept

14.~ Classic :D

15. Best way to lose.

Mediocris

16. Talk to pieces on the board (WARNING : will probably be your last game outside psychiatry)

17. Eat chess pieces from the board

18. Eat your opponent   Laughing

19. Simply puke on the board and then refuse to make a move.

TheOmnissiah

20. Attempt to move pieces by clinching them between your bare buttocks.