Which is your favorite?
A guide on how to lose in chess.
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Jul 1, 2011
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#4
adude23 wrote:
Fool's Mate is my favourite way to lose.
Same here! But, sometimes they're so cute!
blobby12 wrote:
1.Cheat and get disqualified
2. get checkmated
3.resign
4.Don't show up for your game
Congratulations now you know 4 ways to lose in chess!!
What about dying?
Jul 1, 2011
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#6
you forgot
5. make your mobile phone ring (where I live you lose if you phone makes a sound)
6. die (I guess you lose) lol
7. find a pillow and sleep next to the board and lose on time.
8. keep making illegal moves.
You guys are right there are more. My favorite way to lose is by resignation.
Jul 1, 2011
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#8
9. if no notation is made I am sure will at least lose if you do the following : (do not try this at home) you start shaking the chess board and shout "earth quake...."
excuse me for making this bad joke but I had a long day.
Jul 1, 2011
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#10
bobbyDK wrote:
9. if no notation is made I am sure will at least lose if you do the following : (do not try this at home) you start shaking the chess board and shout "earth quake...."
excuse me for making this bad joke but I had a long day.
Can you give us 8 other excuses for that joke please
I think it unwise to reveal your secrets to losing at chess. You never know when you might want to drop a novelty loss on a lower-rated opponent, just for the psychological value.
Noobiest wrote:What about dying?
I think that classifies under #4. Unless you die during the match.
Jul 1, 2011
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#13
pathfinder416 wrote:
I think it unwise to reveal your secrets to losing at chess. You never know when you might want to drop a novelty loss on a lower-rated opponent, just for the psychological value.
What about:
10) trying to play against cheaters and let them get away with it
11) Playing against me.
Jul 1, 2011
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#17
13. keep offering draw after each move.
14. forgetting to press the clock and playing on.
15. bribing the referee with less money than your opponent.
bobbyDK wrote:
13. keep offering draw after each move.
14. forgetting to press the clock and playing on.
15. bribing the referee with less money than your opponent.
13. You might not lose that way! your opponent can easily accept
14.~ Classic :D
15. Best way to lose.
Jul 1, 2011
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#19
16. Talk to pieces on the board (WARNING : will probably be your last game outside psychiatry)
17. Eat chess pieces from the board
18. Eat your opponent
19. Simply puke on the board and then refuse to make a move.
1.Cheat and get disqualified
2. get checkmated
3.resign
4.Don't show up for your game
Congratulations now you know 4 ways to lose in chess!!