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Apr 1, 2023
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#4
Attack! Attack! Attack! And the Kings are tagged into the ring by the Pawns, and they're bashing each other over the head with chairs. Oh, it's a Stage Dive by the White team and the Black King is in a leglock. Oh, Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish you were here to witness this incredible spectacle.
Apr 1, 2023
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#5
Maybe the two Kings could spare everyone else and just play a game of Chess to settle their differences. I guess there's no way for one King to corner another in an endgame. It's always draw. And they're standing in the middle of a pile of corpses. 
"Shall we head to the Pub?"
A man of culture
MinersChess wrote:
Barnes Opening: Hammerschlag Variation, Bongcloud Attack
The official name has been changed to this
Finn_Conner wrote:
Hello! I have created a new opening. I created what is perhaps the funniest opening sequence possible. I call it the Ultra Barnescloud Hyper Accelerated Extended Variation. Creating this theoretically perfect opening took me an unusually long time over several days. I am very open to changes to make it funnier, and how to extend this further. Thank you for reading!
Your opening name is too long. Perhaps "Kings' Tango", just like "Black Knights' Tango"?
Hello! I have created a new opening. I created what is perhaps the funniest opening sequence possible. I call it the Ultra Barnescloud Hyper Accelerated Extended Variation. Creating this theoretically perfect opening took me an unusually long time over several days. I am very open to changes to make it funnier, and how to extend this further. Thank you for reading!