Ummm...... Can you post an example?
A rules question.

So im still moving into check even though the knight is made impotent by the pin? (throws chessboard up against the wall.) Gorram it.

OK. Just think you take the queen. After that the Knight would take your king before you have the chance to take his king with the rook. Since you can't give away your king so you can't take the queen. I hope it's clear now!
My friend was wondering if I can checkmate him by leaving my king into check. He had a queen on a5 and played re1 with my queen being on e2 and king being on e6. I played qc2# with my rook being on b2 and his king being on c1. I think that's a legal move.

When you are teaching chess to kids, the easiest way to explain checkmate is in terms of king captures, i.e. when your king has been captured (as will happen the move after a checkmate) you lose the game. Now, in the sample position you give, KxQ loses because Black plays NxK before White plays RxK - in other words, White's king gets captured first. Your king only has to live one move longer than your opponent's to win the game. :)
If the piece covering a queen in a battery is pinned due check of the oppenent, why can your king not take the piece that has you in check?