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Great, the guy blundered the queen and quality and just let the time run out. Really great.
It happened in my last blitz game
They hope to win if you disconnect or leave the site.
Light a cigarillo. Check their flag and mock their country in chat "Is it true that in _________, the women are all smarter than the men, but they still carry home a container with a live chicken on their heads?" Keep an eye on the board while you get up and wash your coffee mug and whatever you were drinking out of last night. Cut your toenails. Pleasure yourself.
[Event "williedacanay vs. GM-CharryCharsperlov"] [Site " Chess.com"] [Date "26 Jun 2019"] [White "williedacanay"] [Black "GM-CharryCharsperlov"] [Result "0-1"] [WhiteElo "1545"] [BlackElo "1548"] [TimeControl "1 in 0 day"] [SetUp "1"] [Termination "GM-CharryCharsperlov won on time"] 1. e4 d5 2. e5 c5 3. f4 Nc6 4. Nf3 Bf5 5. Bb5 e6 6. O-O Qb6 7. Bxc6+ bxc6 8. Nc3 c4+ 9. Kh1 Nh6 10. h3 Be7 11. b3 cxb3 12. cxb3 Bd3 13. Rg1 Nf5 14. Qe1 d4 15. Na4 Qb4 16. Nb2 Be4 17. Qf2 d3 18. Nd1 Bc5 19. Ne3 h5 20. Bb2 h4 21. Bc3 Qb6 22. Ng5 Bd5 23. Rge1 Ng3+ 24. Kh2 Ne2 25. b4 Bxe3 26. dxe3 Nxc3 27. a3 f6 28. exf6 gxf6 29. Nf3 Ne4 30. Qf1 d2 31. Re2 Bc4 32. Qd1 Bxe2 33. Qxe2 O-O-O 34. Rd1 Nc3 35. Qf1 Nxd1 36. Qxd1 Qxe3 37. a4 Qxf4+ 38. Kh1 Qxb4 39. a5 Qxa5 40. Ng1 Rhg8 41. Ne2 Qd5 42. Nf4 Qe4 43. Qxd2 Rxd2 44. Kh2 Qxf4+ 0-1 Sent from my Android
oregonpatzer wrote:
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Light a cigarillo. Check their flag and mock their country in chat "Is it true that in _________, the women are all smarter than the men, but they still carry home a container with a live chicken on their heads?" Keep an eye on the board while you get up and wash your coffee mug and whatever you were drinking out of last night. Cut your toenails. Pleasure yourself.
"I heard that the government of your country is even more corrupt than FIDE. That can't possibly be true, can it?"
Take it easy Oregon, not really funny.
torrubirubi wrote:
Take it easy Oregon, not really funny.
It is funny, especially when you take it very seriously like you are right now.
oregonpatzer wrote:
"I heard that the government of your country is even more corrupt than FIDE. That can't possibly be true, can it?"
Oof
dopolian wrote:
torrubirubi wrote:
Take it easy Oregon, not really funny.
It is funny, especially when you take it very seriously like you are right now.
I mean, nothing in the universe is more corrupt than the FIDE, right?
I mean, nothing in the universe is more corrupt than the FIDE, right?
peer to peer file sharing?
Ciao
TimothyScottPuente wrote:
I mean, nothing in the universe is more corrupt than the FIDE, right?
peer to peer file sharing?
Ciao
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Take a little time, spend a little moment and consider what your opponent might be up to.
Has his life partner just called him into the kitchen in order to propose to him? Was there a sudden family incident? Did a pipe spring a leak somewhere in the house? Urgent tax returns? Could he be in the lavatory and if so, what is he up to in there?
Is he merely brooding in front of the little glaring screen? Have objects been hurled at this juncture? What is going on?
total_oblyst wrote:
Take a little time, spend a little moment and consider what your opponent might be up to.
Has his life partner just called him into the kitchen in order to propose to him? Was there a sudden family incident? Did a pipe spring a leak somewhere in the house? Urgent tax returns? Could he be in the lavatory and if so, what is he up to in there?
Is he merely brooding in front of the little glaring screen? Have objects been hurled at this juncture? What is going on?
Then ponder, he doesn't have a kitchen. He doesn't have a family. He doesn't have a house. He doesn't have any tax returns. He doesn't have a potty. He is not merely brooding at the screen. He can't do any of those things, cuz you were playing against a bot.
Squidward18Q wrote:
total_oblyst wrote:
Take a little time, spend a little moment and consider what your opponent might be up to.
Has his life partner just called him into the kitchen in order to propose to him? Was there a sudden family incident? Did a pipe spring a leak somewhere in the house? Urgent tax returns? Could he be in the lavatory and if so, what is he up to in there?
Is he merely brooding in front of the little glaring screen? Have objects been hurled at this juncture? What is going on?
Then ponder, he doesn't have a kitchen. He doesn't have a family. He doesn't have a house. He doesn't have any tax returns. He doesn't have a potty. He is not merely brooding at the screen. He can't do any of those things, cuz you were playing against a bot.
that is hilarious!