Accidentally played rated chess games

Based on post #51, it's clearly rest of the world fùtbol. There's that high-level, cognitive analysis you're seeking.

5355

535 - 10 (2x5)

525

52 - 10 (2x5)

42

5355 is divisible by 7

I would second this, but 5355 is not divisible by 2

and we are all in the wrong thread once again

721

70

7

easy

Definitely not the wrong thread. Football's all about the numbers!

However 126 gets you to 0, but it's easy again, since 1+2+6 = 9, it means it can only be 18x7. I must be a genius or something. Kidding.

I don't see the joke here, leklerk. The genius is shining through in your comment. I am actually learning!

Staff, my rating still hasn't been fixed back to 1337. I feel like my (foot)balls have been deflated. This is not right. Please fix my rating so we can continue this football thread properly.

(Foot)note: My liars... er, lawyers are already rubbing their hands and slobbering over the lawsuit they're planning out against chess.com.

If I beat a player rated 400 higher than I am, should'nt my rating rise. The game ended quite suddenly due to time constraints at 2 moves. ??? croppieman

Ok, I am slowly, but surely, progressing back towards my rightful blitz rating of 1337. Now, given this current trajectory, I will give chess.com one final chance to manually change my rating back to 1337 - or else we're officially going to trial.

Chess.com... You have 72 hours. Starting 3 hours from tomorrow night at 8 p.m. EST.

just try to get another rating.

like 9001!

9001 is nice and all, but there's no comparison to 1337. At least not subjectively.

then try 6969 then.

Oh, that's tempting, very tempting. But that was from a previous lifetime...

1337 is my home, my heart, my Hefty! Hefty! Hefty! (as opposed to my wimpy wimpy wimpy)

ok. Then just do -1337

Yes. You're right. It's time for me to turn my life around!

Except I already hired all these lawyers. What kind of cruel person would I be if I deprived them of their livelihood? How will these poor lawyers feed themselves?!

I can't. Not in good conscience (or consciousness).

Has it occurred to anyone that there have been over 80 posts in this thread, and yet not a single one has come from the moderators or staff? Come on, chess.com, we haven't signed any nondisclosure agreements yet! Step up your customer service game!

Guys pls, can't you see I need help, major help? Pls

Or you can take the hint that the staff won't do what you're asking.

There is no hint, just radio silence. If they want to hint, they must provide a hint. What do they think I am, a detective - or even worse - someone with common sense? How dare they!