yeah 8am is past my bedtime! lol Try to remember there are different timezones Serb. lol
Answering all questions!

Suggo strikes again (and it's all my fault)
if you wait around long enough you'll read how i am trying to get even with him...

practice makes perfect.
and Suggo... you sad little kid.. i feel sorry for you, you have parents that beat you, and you have to friends, so you have to stalk me, no wonder no one likes you.. tsk tsk tsk.. i kinda feel bad for you.. HAHAHA NOT, YOU FAT LITTLE KID.

How can i get a 1762 rating??? t/y
How come your average opponent is rated 300 points lower than you?
How come your average opponent in games you win is 400 points lower than you?
Rookandladder seems to have worked out how Serb got there, maybe you should talk to him!
Your idea of paying back to chess.com is replying in as offensive way as possible? "Suggo get the fu%@ off this thread, your no good to chess.com" "pretty lame question.." "how old are you kid? isnt it your bedtime?" " HAHAHA NOT, YOU FAT LITTLE KID."
I wonder what bad things has chess.com ever done to you :P

How come your average opponent is rated 300 points lower than you?
How come your average opponent in games you win is 400 points lower than you?
i've played mat a lot and i kinda know why this is. his account isn't very old so he's played a lot of lower opponents on his way up. also, he plays several lower rated players in an attempt to help them out. not that dishonorable. i know that he tries to play higher rated players but it just doesn't always work out.
I wasn't attempting to impugne his chess. I believe if I search my games, he's handed me a couple of whoopings.
Well, let's try this one for you... I consider myself a slightly defensive / positional player (most likely I'm woefully wrong). What opening would you suggest I learn as White?

I would say play Ruy Lopez (Spanish) Opening because white has a slight edge on the winning side and i like that opening because its positional for white and black really can't do anything in the middle game (from my experiences).
But it really depends on your opponent, sometimes they play sicilian so you really cant do anything except follow the sicilian lines.

lol im sorry if i spazzed on this thread.. suggo is pissing me off, one time hes nice to me, the next he's stalking me everywhere and saying negative things, if you were in this position you would be annoyed.
and rookandladder im sure they were close games.
Deluded....that's a good word to describe you Serb.

Well, let's try this one for you... I consider myself a slightly defensive / positional player (most likely I'm woefully wrong). What opening would you suggest I learn as White?
d4 openings are best i believe if ur more defensive and positional or maybe Nf3 idea would be interesting. To be honest most openings have attacking systems and more positional ones as well. Learn some and try and work out which feels better for u in the given opening positions.
HAHAHA your so funny.
how old are you kid? isnt it your bedtime?