I suspected that was what happened
Apologies

I just saw the word egregious and I thought this thread was about how to cook an egg. I already was confused by the title and expected some priest taking confessions from misbehaviours.
My advise : Teach Ambrose how to spell or send him to school.
You can then proceed to enjoy both your hobbies. People like Mr.Bierce find it hard to predict their near past. Therefore you sir , are evidently not a ghost.
The ghost of Ambrose Bierce got drunk and hacked my account. Out of spite, he (it?) spammed the forums with egregious misspellings. Thanks to my Mum's priest, I've been able to regain control of my account. I apologize to those who were offended by the ghost's indiscretions.