Why would I ever pay for advice from a person who hasn't even mastered the English language? Your advertisement is full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.
Are YOU TIRED of LOSING at CHESS?
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i like how u avoid answering the questions it makes it look real but NO
I am forever your student
Talfan, nice spoof. Point well made.
Jan 23, 2009
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but how can we make the payments, just tell me your bank detials, your pin, your home address and your mothers maiden name and ill send you the money staright away, i promise......
Jan 23, 2009
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I didn't realize lessons can be pricy. :) Unless they are rich, I don't think they can afford to pay $1,000 per day for 10 days. :)
That sounds to good to be true. Where do I sign up
Jan 23, 2009
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TalFan: Are you registered to certify at Challenger level - or only up to Competitor level?
Teach me all that you know!
This is funny stuff. Nice job TalFan.
do you always make bad jokes like that... that was the most horrible thing i have ever not read to the end... i assume you are joking... if not... then i cannot understand how can you live with yourself...
LOL - It's not like the kid wasn't warned that this could become a bad joke. Live and learn.
hahaha thats funny i want to be a grandmaster in 10 days
I can't wait for the accelerated version of the program to be released - for those of us who need to be Grandmasters in less than 10 days ;-)
this guy smokes tooo much pot
CapnBrent wrote:
Why would I ever pay for advice from a person who hasn't even mastered the English language? Your advertisement is full of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.
<sigh> Were you dropped on your head at birth CapnBrent?
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