Awful luck with girls

Hey guys. 

I just got an add the other day from what I hoped to be my future girlfriend. I honestly have a lot of trouble talking to girls online. I have much better luck in person. I know a lot of guys are better than me at this than me, especially chess players, but I really don't get what I did? IDK, I'm really confused and it's such a blow to my ego to have people ghost me all the time. 

This is the chat log, and I keep looking through it to see what I could do better. 

https://pastebin.com/xPfLRBPB

All advice appreciated, but only taking advice from people in real relationships with real women.

Thanks.

I thought you were being weird until I realized it was a scam lol. very clever.

So sorry for your loss on this one man. My advice - fix your monitor resolution. Girls like that

As in chess the last mistake is the one that seals the deal.  Asking Cindy if she had both arms was a bit too much too early.  Also a listening nsa agent might have flagged this case as an arms deal.  Was nice knowing ya.

1. 1:33 PM - Dane: do you have both arms?
2. 1:33 PM - Dane: I dont wanna rush things, but that is a deal breaker for me as far as a relationship goes
3. 1:34 PM - Dane: I know we're just friends right now though lol
4. 1:34 PM - Dane: haha
5. 1:34 PM - Cindy is now Offline.

well you're in the right place, there are many girls on these chess forums looking for meaningful romantic relationships

Please Respond.

You shouldn't rush to know about her parents, actually it's usually better if you never get to know anything about them.

@woollensock, any advice is appreciated. I am aware you have a lot of lady friends . Who wouldn't want a 40-year-old man who spends his free time talking to 12-year-olds on a chess forum? 

I've used that line many times with little success online. Even worse in real life.

Lol

Thanks for the love and support guys. Here's a rough draft of what I'm about to send to her. Any ideas on how I can improve?

*shrug* don't ask me

Thank you for your input, but I do not give up. Why do you think I shouldn't send it and how would you improve upon my soliloquy? 

Don't listen to Red. That was beautiful, poetic, and absolutely perfect.

you need to focus on brevity and brutal honesty.  the marker circles mean you should undelete those words.  the bunny thinks this is what you really meant to say.

Like @RedGirlZ said, preserve your dignity; don’t send it.

Good edits Bunny

Of course, that's what I meant however I thought it was too straight forward.