Best place to be lectured by inferior players about chess?

I was just wondering if this is the best forum to be told how to play chess by people who aren't really that great at it?  :-)

Having said that, I'm not that great at chess and have a bunch of ideas of my own.  And for a small fee I'll be happy to share some of those ideas.

The Backyard Professor is giving chess lessons for free. So who needs YOU?  Besides, you're overqualified to be teaching chess here. The greatest words of chess wisdom come from players rated <1400 here.

I also have many profound insights of my own. For example, I've noticed that most present-day grandmasters move their knights too much. The knight was designed as a piece that was meant to be kept in a constant position for much of the game, but modern players move it much too often, sometimes even in the first 5 moves.

Not sure if it's the absolute best...no doubt the chess world is a gold mine for such things...but it's definitely gotta be up there.

After all, we've seen Anand called an idiot, Morphy a C player, and Fischer talentless (and those are just the ones that stick in my mind).