Better stop playing chess right now. What if you suddenly find yourself a master and have to deal with memorization and calculation. THE HORROR! 
Calculation and memorization is boring.
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justus_jep wrote:
Better stop playing chess right now. What if you suddenly find yourself a master and have to deal with memorization and calculation. THE HORROR!
Your humor is at a womb stage.
For the future, guys, can you put your age at the end of a reply? I get a feeling I am talking to a kindergarden.
Your fetus development is at a womb's stage.
OK, almost 11, enough for you?
Scorpionowich wrote:
Zigmund is a lier as well, who said "I always thought i put the GM in front as a joke/pun"?
You misunderstood it, dear arachnid.
Alllllllllllllrrrrrriiiiiiiiiight! SHOW TIME! 
2080 VS. 1950, a real tournament, long time control. Black to move. 1...Re8 2.Bxf7+ 1-0.
White didn`t perform 1.Check all checks. 2.Check all captures. 3.Check all threats. 4. Cut the line.
1.Na4 Bxf2+ 2.Kxf2 Ng4+ 0-1.
1..Qe7 2.Nxh7 1-0. Black didn`t check all the captures.
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
Scorpionowich wrote:
Zigmund is a lier as well, who said "I always thought i put the GM in front as a joke/pun"?
You misunderstood it, dear arachnid.
Too good English knowledge for a 11 yo. not native speaker.
ok some nice examples I didn't know masters always ask these questions. What does ''cut the line mean''?
Poldi_der_Drache wrote:
ok some nice examples I didn't know masters always ask these questions. What does ''cut the line mean''?
To not make this move.
1950 VS. 1840. Real tournament, long time control.... Black to move. White had a winning position but the last White`s move allows Black back to the game with 1...Nc5! White didn`t calculate all threats or perhaps did but didn`t calculate till the end and missed this move, the same happened to player behind White so 1...Nc5 never accured in the actual game, game went 1...Bd6 and White is winning again.
Are you telling the importance of calculation?
Didn't you just said that you are bored of it?
(Age:- 10) you asked for it.
GMZigmund wrote:
mr chess genius, in the last diagram you showed, after 1..Qe7 Nxh7 there is a simple line where white only has a slight advantage so black was resigning prematurely.
keep the good work up though. It helps getting the image of your supremacy across.
Btw, I didn't check the other ones. would be funny if there's a mistake in there too.
You miss the entire point of this thread. I even made word "calculation" with big, bold letters for morons like you.
Oct 20, 2014
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Ah yes, now I recognize you, you were the one that said that black has an easy draw with the QGD and that you could do it against engines and got a drawish position, but then get bored at move 30.
And posted 3 chessbase diagrams like now.
When asked to provide the games or the lines, you never answered.
Of course, you were with another username.
Now you are doomed!
SocialPanda wrote:
Ah yes, now I recognize you, you were the one that said that black has an easy draw with the QGD and that you could do it against engines and got a drawish position, but then get bored at move 30.
And posted 3 chessbase diagrams like now.
When asked to provide the games or the lines, you never answered.
Of course, you were with another username.
You got concentration issues. We are talking about calculation not Queen Gambit Declined.
Scorpionowich wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:
Scorpionowich wrote:
JamieDelarosa wrote:
Scorpionowich wrote:
Please, show me art.
“Not all artists are Chess players, but all Chess players are artists” - Marcel Duchamp
Salvador Dali thought that his poops are art.
In very much the same way I'm sure you think your trolling is.
Jealousy is one of your sins my son...
You're stinking the joint up. It's hardly something I'm envious of.
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
Are you telling the importance of calculation?
Didn't you just said that you are bored of it?
(Age:- 10) you asked for it.
Age of every stupid commentator here indeed decreases with 1 year with every message, soon to reach 0.
Zigmund is a lier as well, who said "I always thought i put the GM in front as a joke/pun"?