Can I Become GM in 29 Days?

Only 25 more pages to be the longest chess.com thread of all time.

I know for sure you can't become a GM in 29 days.But, you did become an Idiot in my eyes, in a second for asking that question. :P

Always read the fine print.

Yes there's always a catch.

4, i'll make it 2!

2, do i have 1?

You guys are smart!

Yes, I knew I was on the right track, your schedule looks just like mine

I was such a genius that at 2 years old I understood the merits of eating vegtables and knew at 3 that them chicks were all about the money.

You are of this same caliber and with doubtless be better then bobby ficher in another month after you are GM

Ok I figured out how to do it in only 29 days, but you have to move to Venus.

That's telling him!

lol.

Like the Duke of Earl, nothing can stop ignorant piles of shit.

Then it would be gross print, nobody wants to read something that's gross.

Hey guys, we've been so busy trying to figure out how long it will take us to become GMs that we forgot something.  We already are GMs.

no we are not gms already

yes we are, i'm now offering my GM in 36 hr course for those who arent though.

i just beat myself! owned, me! by the way, this 36 hour bid is going once, ...

True. I went to bed last night, thinking I would never be a GM, and woke up this morning, and found out I WAS one!!!!!!!!!!!!!