Can someone explain as if I'm a drunken mountain troll with an IQ of 2...

Why Magnus resigned just 2 moves into that match with Niemann? It's not like he was even losing...

If I'm talking shit, please go easy on me, I'm pretty new to chess.

Carlsen–Niemann controversy - Wikipedia

I've read that, I still don't get why you'd resign when not even missing any pieces. Can someone just explain like I'm a complete moron?

Why did you try to friend me for some reason

Carlsen doesn’t want to play against someone that he believes isn’t playing fairly.

carlsen think niemann cheat

cheat is unfair

carlsen no want unfair

carlsen resign

there its as if you are a caveman

btw theres literally no proof niemann was cheating

Also, if Magnus did not want to play against Hans, why did he enter a tournament where Hans was playing?

If he did not want to play against Hans, why did he withdraw from the tournament after the game?

The whole story just stinks, and Magnus is not talking. We'll probably never find out what happened.

Thanks!