cheater_1's Q & A session
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Ok, I have a question. You know people will get angry about what you post, do you post things so that people will show you portions of their character?
Jan 1, 2008
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#3
DARCE. You are absolutely correct!!! I'm not a troll, but just as I enjoy bullying the bullies on the chessboard, I enjoy reducing a lot of these people to name-calling hooligans. Most of the people here actually make my point for me when I talk about chess players being poor sports and they actually have more hate in themselves than they care to admit.
Usually it is the person that screams the loudest and filled with the most venomous remarks who is more than likely a cheater themselves, has a jealous personality, or a flamer.
I don't post solely to make people angry, but I do like watching reactions.
I've got a question for you, but it doesn't have anything to do with cheating, a subject that does not interest me (as long as I'm not facing one, who cares). My question is, where did you get the avatar? It's pretty sweet.
What is there to teach? All one has to do is use one of several readily available chess engines. If one does that consistently, cheating should be virtually undetectable.
Jan 1, 2008
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#6
DRAGONFLYE Thanks. I did an image search for "spy". I found a pic that I liked, brought it into photoshop (image editing program), gave it a posterization effect (reduces it to black and white) and then gave it an extreme amount of contrast. I then erased the background and gave it a generic gradient.
Now for your avatar,it's pretty sweet. Where'd you get it?. We all know that pretty girls don't play chess, right? (refer to pic of polgar), so it's obviously not you.
Jan 1, 2008
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#7
Cheating IS totally undetectable from a LEGITIMATE player's perspective. But to a cheater as I am, we can spot them a mile away. Why? Because when a player routinely beats my Chessmaster in a 2 minute game, I have irrefutable proof that he or she was using a stronger prog such as Fritz. FUN FACT: No human being has ever beaten a professional strength chess program in a game under 30 minutes per side. EVER! So when I get my butt handed to me, I'd bet my parent's life, as well as mine, that I was playing another program.
cheater_1 wrote:
It seems as though many people here feel that I have dodged questions when it comes to the topic of ONLINE CHEATING AT CHESS. As the godfather of cheating at internet chess (I've been in this "business" nearly as long as online chess has been in existence...more than a decade) I PRESUME to speak for ALL CHEATERS. I have trained hundreds and hundreds of people who wanted to learn the dark ways of internet cheating. I'm not the only one out there doing this, but it's safe to say we ALL have basically the same mindset.
So, go ahead, ask away. I won't clog this topic with my own rants, but will only respond to questions asked. I think it's safe to say there won't be many questions, but rather only insults. Try to keep some semblance of decency and intelligence when asking your questions. A stupid question will ALWAYS get you a 3-times-as-stupid answer.
Oh boy, here we go again.
"I have trained hundreds and hundreds of people who wanted to learn the dark ways of internet cheating."- Cheater_1
Seriously, hundreds and hundreds of people have been taught chess cheating by you. I'm sorry, but unfortunately, there are not that many people out there who want to associate themselves with a such a low person quite like yourself.
"...it's safe to say we ALL have basically the same mindset."- Cheater_1
Oh yeah, all of the cheaters out there unite to beat legitimately good chess players because these players are "poor sports", and that's their sole purpose. What you say makes no sense. I've played with many extremely skilled chess players who always said, "good luck" and "good game."
"I think it's safe to say there won't be many questions, but rather only insults."- Cheater_1
Yes, that's right.
cheater_1 wrote:
Cheating IS totally undetectable from a LEGITIMATE player's perspective.
Attestable chess skill can only be performed in person, in a supervised environment.
We aren't talking about cheating in chess until I start seeing:
1) Pieces moving illegally in position
2) Pieces changing color
3) Pieces mysteriously disappearing
4) Inability to play
I remember all of these methods of cheating fondly...from Microsoft Chess. Unfortunately, it was always the "Computer" that cheated ME.
"FUN FACT: For a period of time, I monitored my pulse as I played various games just to see how worked up I got. There were many close games when it came down to the final second (I was obviously playing another prog seeing NO HUMAN on the face of this Earth can go toe to toe with Chessmaster in a 3 minute game) and I watched my pulse SKYROCKET to 110 beats per minute. Thats the equivalant of a fast run. There's a lot of adrenaline released in those quick games--it's like a drug."- Cheater_1
Wow, you monitor your pulse rate just to see how worked up you get in a chess program vs. program match, and you got up to 110 bpm. I got a good question, what's wrong with you?
cheater_1 wrote:
Cheating IS totally undetectable from a LEGITIMATE player's perspective. But to a cheater as I am, we can spot them a mile away. Why? Because when a player routinely beats my Chessmaster in a 2 minute game, I have irrefutable proof that he or she was using a stronger prog such as Fritz. FUN FACT: No human being has ever beaten a professional strength chess program in a game under 30 minutes per side. EVER! So when I get my butt handed to me, I'd bet my parent's life, as well as mine, that I was playing another program.
You sidestepped my question to address a tangential point. You brag about "teaching" people to cheat. What is there to teach?
Jan 1, 2008
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#12
this guy is just a loser who hates chess players with above average skills, he knows that chess players with above average skills take their time to see the game of chess from an intellectual's point of view, he knows these kind of chess players read books etc and he hates that, this guy is not an old guy, this guy is a young fool probably about 17 years old who does not know anything about the game of chess and its history nor he has the ability and talent to improve at the game, this guy is a loser nor only in the chess arena, this guy is also a loser in live, a loser at whatever he tries, I know this because people who succed at what they like usually don't hate others, haters are for the most part losers at most things they try, this guy is not even a beginner at chess cheating either, when he started his little 'i am the greatest chess cheater' story he talked about chessbuddy as being one of the first things he tried for his cheating purposes, every chess fan knows that the first chess cheaters started cheating by using winboard and all kinds of techies's methods, chessbuddy was not even in the picture at the time, the few times this guy has been to a chess tournament in his live he has been taken to pieces, he can not take the fact that he is the worse chess player at his local chess club if he has ever even been there, chances are he hasn't, this guy truely believe that most chess players belong to a social class which he seems to hate, this guy knows so little about chess and its history that he doesn't even know that chess players come from all walks of live, and yes, since good chess players come from all walks of life we can find many varieties of characters and temperaments among them, somebody who stereotypes chess players is clearly nowhere near and has never been anywhere near to the real chess world, this guy has never been close to the world of those who do whatever it takes to get what they want either since it is clear that these kind of people would not expend their time trying to bother chess fans, they would not gain anything from doing so, this guy is just a hateful loser good at nothing
Happy New Year!! for your loved ones and yourselve loser, I hope that somehow or by the grace of God things get better for you, it is clear you can not do better on your own neither do I, but you need some serious miracle to happen around you!!
that's how much you bother me
I will even offer my excuses in case you are just somebody trying to have fun by creating controversial topics online, if that is your case I am glad I offered my help by posting, there is nothing wrong in having a little fun here and there, just be careful, you may be offending some people when you do so and offending people won't help you out of being such a loser, oh sorry, my bad, I forgot you were just kidding around loser, oh sorry, I mean 'cheater_1'
I started laughing and I am still laughing
I had to take a muscle relaxer to stop the convulsion from laughing. I then took an anti-depressant because I want to kill myself every time I see a thread by Double 0 Pathetic here, because I know what will result.
Cheater_1, YOU WIN THE DARWIN AWARD!!!!
By the way, I was joking about the muscle-relaxer, not the anti-depressant.
cheater_1 wrote:
DRAGONFLYE Thanks. I did an image search for "spy". I found a pic that I liked, brought it into photoshop (image editing program), gave it a posterization effect (reduces it to black and white) and then gave it an extreme amount of contrast. I then erased the background and gave it a generic gradient.
Now for your avatar,it's pretty sweet. Where'd you get it?. We all know that pretty girls don't play chess, right? (refer to pic of polgar), so it's obviously not you.
It actually is me! I do in fact play chess, but I'm nothing amazing. But I'm practicing...
Jan 1, 2008
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#15
HOW DOES THE HORSE MOVE What is there to teach? How to cheat, of course. I seriously doubt someone who is new to chess and new to internet chess could describe in detail every step they would go through to excel at this and not need a bit of advice. For example, cheating doesnt JUST apply to using a chess program.....oh no, there are many other aspects such as slowing down the clock (lagging) so that you can get off 7 moves in 2 seconds. Also, how to freeze the game if you are about to get mated to FORCE a draw. Padding your score is another one. What about if a site has the chess window taking up the entire screen...how do you get to see the FRITZ screen. There's a lot to know to be good. If you, How Does The Horse Move, know how to perform these tricks on your own without anyone telling you, then it is quite OBVIOUS that you have been curious about cheating and have thought about it or even tried it. That is akin to me planning out a bank robbery and saying I'm innocent. I hope that is a satisfactory, non-sidestepped answer.
I feel sad for the person so low in intelligence they have to be told how to plug in moves to a program like Chessmaster.
I seriously doubt someone who is new to chess and new to internet chess could describe in detail every step they would go through to excel at this and not need a bit of advice.
So you encourage people to cheat when they've barely ever played the game? This is getting sadder and sadder. Please tell me you don't live with 75 cats.
For example, cheating doesnt JUST apply to using a chess program.....oh no, there are many other aspects such as slowing down the clock (lagging) so that you can get off 7 moves in 2 seconds. Also, how to freeze the game if you are about to get mated to FORCE a draw.
Those all sound pretty easily detectable to me. You're not very good at this, are you?
Padding your score is another one.
Padding one's score (I assume you mean the ELO rating) has nothing to do with defeating other cheaters, does it? It's just a status symbol attached to an anonymous entity. Pointless.
What about if a site has the chess window taking up the entire screen...how do you get to see the FRITZ screen.
Presumably through the miracle of ALT+TAB. Damn, I'm good!
If you, How Does The Horse Move, know how to perform these tricks on your own without anyone telling you, then it is quite OBVIOUS that you have been curious about cheating and have thought about it or even tried it.
Either that, or I'm so much smarter than you that what strains your brain is self evident to me.
i have some questions for u
how old are u?
what rating do u have cheating and what rating without cheating?
do u cheat even if u know you are better than your opponent?
Cheater_1, all of these suppose "cheating" tricks are really just ways to glorify cheating, and change the perception of such. Through these posts, you simply subliminally attempt to change your own perception of yourself, through the rationalization that cheating requires a special talent which only you possess, thereby making you unique, and "special". What can this twisted rationalization bring you Cheater_1? These posts are simply an irritation because of the blatant rationalization which has evidence, without fail, in all of your self-proclaimed "messages". Go enroll yourself in therapy, you egomaniacal twit while the rest of us play chess without enhancement, and enjoy doing it.
It seems as though many people here feel that I have dodged questions when it comes to the topic of ONLINE CHEATING AT CHESS. As the godfather of cheating at internet chess (I've been in this "business" nearly as long as online chess has been in existence...more than a decade) I PRESUME to speak for ALL CHEATERS. I have trained hundreds and hundreds of people who wanted to learn the dark ways of internet cheating. I'm not the only one out there doing this, but it's safe to say we ALL have basically the same mindset.
So, go ahead, ask away. I won't clog this topic with my own rants, but will only respond to questions asked. I think it's safe to say there won't be many questions, but rather only insults. Try to keep some semblance of decency and intelligence when asking your questions. A stupid question will ALWAYS get you a 3-times-as-stupid answer.