Cheating Analogies

The point of this thread is to amuse.

Simply come up with a funny

Cheating at chess is like -----

Example:

Cheating at chess is like lying about your Martial Arts skill

eventually a real Black Belt is going to kick your butt!

Example 2:

Cheating at chess is like lying about being an expert trout fisherman,

eventually someone will want to see you catch fish

does really master feel cheater ...here....why.....what rating they stuck on blitz and standard.........experience player too

Cheating at chess is like claiming you have a sizable woom broom before a competition where the man with the Tinier Tim gets boned by the larger. it's really inappropriate but all I can think of.

Good one Plosh!

cheating at chess is like giving a bully a wedgie evantually you will get beat up by the bully or get kicked by the moderators (get it kicked :D)

Morra that was really funny!

Then taking her out to eat with that new 7-11  charge card you got today

Then proudly show her your fake chess diploma for which you had to fork out  $19.95!

Cheating at chess is like lying on you employment resume. Time will find you out.

LMAO @ The fake chess Diploma

      It must be official, it has a seal  After you dazzle her with your diploma, then show her your "Johnny Quest" ring

     Cheating at chess is like getting a classical musical education so you can go play drums with Leonard Skynard

Cheating at Chess is like Claiming your Neo keanna Reeves but really your Lawrence Fishbourne or Joe Pantoliano

cheating at chess is like:

1) leaving a tip with monopoly money

2) kissing your sister

3) (like in the Sonic ad) reading a book cover and cover

4) kicking your dog because you had a bad day

Cheating at chess is like drinking non-alcohol beer.