You imagine the tiles on the bathroom floor are spaces on the chessboard. Then you imagine pieces moving about the tiles.
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When you think that Life imitates chess.
This is a great thread.
You know you're a chess addict when you think about chess nonstop
You know you're a chess addict when you spot the chessboard set up wrong in every movie with a chess scene.
Sep 28, 2008
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#26
You think "Dancing queen" is a cool chess problem and not an ABBA song.
you know you're a chess addict when...
(lol I dream about chess too !)
when chess becomes 90 % of your reason to live.
you know you're a chess addict when...
A Bishop scandal is when someone puts his Bishop on the wrong colored diagonal.
You know you're a chess addict when...
you watch football, poker, the races or any sport & compare it to chess.
you know you're a chess addict when...
... when you play for 6 HRS. straight!!!
ADK
Sep 28, 2008
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#31
Everytime you read the word "cheese", you think it has been misspelled.
You know you're a chess addict when.........
You have checkered underwear with "It's your move" on the front
You know you're a chess addict when...
You make jokes about chess like: A pawn is an undecided voter, a knight is just a drunk horse, etc.
You know you're a chess addict when.........
Sep 28, 2008
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#34
When some people think the big game is on TV, but we know the big game is right in front of us!
You know your a chess addict when.....
you make a move and make the wrong move and instead of checkmate you die of death from my great great great great great grandMA died and when you die of humor and when ur brothers die when you dont have them and you die.
you know your chess addict when... YOU DIE!
You have fanties of mating one of the Polgar sisters (That's checkmating)
You know you're a chess addict when
you know your a chess addict when you hold off going to the bathroom...just one more game seriously and then i'll go
you know your a chess addict when...
you know your chess addict when you have a played thousands of games over 35 years.
mate, mating positions, exposed bishops, and forking the queen have nothing to
do with sex.
You know you're a chess addict when...