Chess Advices

Doggy person, you are the first person here to notice that, congratulations, I was wondering if any chess players had other pastimes? lolo  I have to send you a be my friend message and a game!! 

Keeping fish I found to be relaxing like get unstressed. I have a 400 gal tank and keep African cichlids, that fish is a Cyphotilapia frontosa, he was almost 40cm long, my alpha male of the group. You must keep fish also? 

Yes, I had a 6'x2'x2' Amazonian tank for quite a while. Six Oscars, fours Silver Dollars and a giant, ornate Pleco. They grew enormous in the rainwater that I collected.  Cleaning the tank was a nightmare, fifteen-inch Oscars don't appreciate the "hand-fish" visiting.

I'll shoot you a challenge.

http://www.chess.com/blog/NimzoRoy/chess-opening-principles?_domain=old_blog_host&_parent=old_frontend_blog_view

http://www.chess.com/blog/NimzoRoy/endgame-faqs?_domain=old_blog_host&_parent=old_frontend_blog_view

There's lots of great advice among this great collection of chess quotes

http://www.chessquotes.com/

wow, the chess advice halted to fish tank appraisal. kidding

eat fish before you play chess. contains, omega oils important for brain functioning. just a side advice or troll if you like

ok  , i can coach you  if you want

kidding , if you need more kidding , why you do not read in my topic of chess joks in my forum 

hi , it is a good healthy advice , actualy i like eating fishes what kind of fishes do you prefer 

haha

Salmon is my favorite, white Tuna wouldn't do any harm...

can you please provide the link to your jokes so we get all laughed out :)

hahahaha , lol i would like to do like you but my flat is very small , by the way it is a good project 

u are same like me i like  white Tuna , check  my linke of chess jokes 

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/chess-jokes6

thnks ,

hhahahahahaha...  , so when i see good move i sit on my hands and fly my legs freely and take a deep breath like a yoga exercise so more blood in the brain which generate more good moves then at the end "check mate" , tell more one   

never resign. learn to checkmate while you loose.

not all time you could do checkmate .

haha ha ha,   a chess friend of mine also has a dog , when he  goes outside and forgets to put the pieces in the box , the dog grabs the pieces. and arrange them on the board randomly some thing like chess 960 way . So this is the low of development of objects, and life continues. 

No.1 Tip for Winning- people underestimate that a purple duck could beat them... This tip is only for me... Unless there's somebody out there who is a purple duck?

who is purple duck ? 

could you give more data ?

is it inside or out side ? is it easy playing iside or out side with it ?

egycottonbrocker wrote:

skinnypurpleducks wrote:

No.1 Tip for Winning- people underestimate that a purple duck could beat them... This tip is only for me... Unless there's somebody out there who is a purple duck?

who is purple duck ? 

could you give more data ?

is it inside or out side ? is it easy playing iside or out side with it ?

I am purple duck quack quack

great , now there are a dog & a purple duck in the topic , what else?

An Egyptian cotton brocker?