Chess and Girls

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Regardless of sex, we heterosexuals are attracted to good-looking people of the opposite gender. Once this immediate attraction is consumed (through sex), if there is nothing to hold one's interest, the affair remains a one-night stand. Thus, getting good at chess will only help you keep a girl.

If you want to get a girl in the first place, go to the gym, get laser eye surgery, grow a few inches, etc. which will make you attractive. Then, once you have satisfied your prey in the sack, take out the chessboard and say, "You think my **** was large? Wait 'til you see my chess rating!"

If the girl runs away screaming, you didn't want to keep her anyway.

If I took dating advices from these guys, I wouldn't be so open with it.

Or, you get married, make kids, and live together till rest of your lives.

'I am' is the shortest phrase in english language. Does that make 'I do' the longest sentence?

Or you can simply buy some good looking clothes (instead of using those old fail-fit jeans from high-school + 80s glasses) and grow some self-confidence and act natural and you'll get far with just that.

Ha ha ha ha! Omg, that is epic post. This is one of rare times when I wish I have said that. LOL.

Yes.. Another religion perhaps? I hear those mormons are doing well. Or how about Islam? Four women while alive -insh allah- and 72 in heaven? Of course that doesn't quite cover all of them, it's probably as close as you can get unless you're Jack Nicholson. Besides. You would not want all of them anyways...

Well, neither did Pope burn few witches or called a crusade, but than again...

I dunno.   But it's been my experience that a spanish guitar and a song about smothered mate is a great way to get kicked out of starbucks.

Depending on which of the numerous sects your are referring too constitutes who is practicing polygamy and who is getting disciplined....

http://www.sltrib.com/polygamy

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without aspergers syndrome, the rest of us would still be playing chess in caves

In general, I agree with you, but social skills are something you must learn, you can't just learn it by osmosis and hope you'll get the skills, so a lot of intelligent people turn out arrogant, painfully shy, awkward etc. despite wanting to be social (and going about it the wrong way).

But socialness is not the only aspect. Confidence, sense of humour, sensitivity (even the stereotypical bad boy actually needs to be sensitive not to just come off as a maladjusted four-letter-acronym and as attractive) and many other factors are important, sometimes even moreso than being able to hold a good conversation with a stranger.

Oh yeah (for people in general, not atahanT) please please don't ever take the advice of these "professional pick-up artists". Yeah, you'll probably manage to get laid if you do what they say, but along the way, I'm pretty sure you have to end up hating yourself, lowering your standards, cause yourself to lose friends and many other things. From what I've seen of this kind of advice, you need to turn into someone who only does anything for sex: work is only so you have the money to afford not to be a hobo and to have good clothes and a place to stay, personality is only to attract a woman long enough to sleep with her, your looks are maintained not because you like the way you look, but so you can look (not good but) interesting enough to get and keep a woman's attention (as that picture earlier shows).

Really want that? I guess you're welcome to it, but try not to hate youself on the way.

Absolutely disagreed. absolutely. Nothing against people with aspbergers, but people without it number among pretty much all of the world's major innovators.

O-ou... Well I wasn't talking about morons geting all the girls. I was taking a piss.

Besides, even in polygamous cultures you're going to be facing the dilemma of how to actually seduce/pick up/hit on/lure them into your tub. So back to square one. As for getting to know some mormons... do they play chess?

When I come to think of it. Money does the trick it seems. Solution: Get cash.

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Not by playing chess, we won't.

Why is AtahanT excluded? Do you think the rest of us are actually taking this seriously? :)