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You propose a very tempting and generous offer gbidari, but I am afraid you are at the wrong website for sexual attractiveness promotion.
usayuwansum wrote:
I actually posted this very late at night, when I was quite out of my mind and wanted some laughs... I completely forgot about it until it was revealed to me through the chess.com new comment alerts. ... Yes, I am a Christian, and there is no problem whatsoever "getting girls" in this; chess playing is entirely different of course lol, and, to be completely honest, I do not think I have ever heard someone tell me that chess will give you all the girls [I believe I read it somewhere, as a joke, of course (probably here on chess.com rofl)], so, yes. This forum was actually supposed to make me laugh, which it did, so, bravo. I know my complete public profile is probably a little weird, but as for being Christian I have no shame, and to the man who posted before, I will never "switch religions", or whatever the hell you are trying to say there.
P.S. I do not want advice on attracting women LOL whoever said that chess players don't know humor, was almost right.
I think I can speak on behalf of all of us (except for Larry), when I say that none of us were taking this thread too seriously. It was the best off-topic post in a while. Also I'm certainly not telling anyone what to believe. Hell... Evangelism is the reason I hate most religions.
...Kidding. Thanks for the laughs.
May 17, 2010
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azure9 wrote:
Strangely enough, I thought I'd have the same problem when I started playing chess at school, but I didn't. I still play lots of sport and stuff, but anyway, as long as you're relaxed and confident enough girls don't have a problem.
Schubomb, I think you pretty much summed it up
pretty insightful
I have a mormon friend; doesn't play much chess.
May 17, 2010
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bjazz wrote:
Streptomicin wrote:
Azukikuru wrote:
Once this immediate attraction is consumed (through sex), if there is nothing to hold one's interest, the affair remains a one-night stand.
Or, you get married, make kids, and live together till rest of your lives.
'I am' is the shortest phrase in english language. Does that make 'I do' the longest sentence?
theres a woman behind this comment
bjazz wrote:
AtahanT wrote:
bjazz wrote:
how to actually seduce/pick up/hit on/lure them into your tub.
When I come to think of it. Money does the trick it seems. Solution: Get cash.
Not by playing chess, we won't.
True, true...
gbidari wrote:
You will go from chess player to chess PLAYAH!
That's priceless! (read: I'm not dishing out 30 bucks)
Wow, did I get carried away last night, and a little out there 
Also I really don't walk around wearing red pants and top hats - I agree with what someone said about Neil Strauss and those other pickup artist "professionals" - obviously those guys are way on the extreme side (and I'm sure their success stories are mostly bull). I guess that's sort of what I meant by Straus's audience being mostly college age clubbers. But then again, that's sterotyping college age clubbers But I do think that some of the core advice really applies. He actually has some good advice about how to carry on an entertaining conversation, tease, be a little cocky without being a jerk, have good body language, etc. It doesn't mean you have to use these methods to "get in the sack".
And sorry to stereotype women chess players!
Hmm, did I ever get a date in a supermarket? No. Got a phone number once but it didn't go anywhere.
Ok, back to the jokes and entertainment!
usayuwansum wrote:
Well the title pretty much says all that I'm asking for here - how come I am not getting all the girls (I was under the impression I would) now that I am playing chess? Are chess guys not as attractive as sports players or something?!
Don't tell them you play chess.
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it takes a woman to appreciate chess, leave girls alone.
I actually posted this very late at night, when I was quite out of my mind and wanted some laughs... I completely forgot about it until it was revealed to me through the chess.com new comment alerts.
... Yes, I am a Christian, and there is no problem whatsoever "getting girls" in this; chess playing is entirely different of course lol, and, to be completely honest, I do not think I have ever heard someone tell me that chess will give you all the girls [I believe I read it somewhere, as a joke, of course (probably here on chess.com rofl)], so, yes. This forum was actually supposed to make me laugh, which it did, so, bravo. I know my complete public profile is probably a little weird, but as for being Christian I have no shame, and to the man who posted before, I will never "switch religions", or whatever the hell you are trying to say there. 
P.S. I do not want advice on attracting women LOL whoever said that chess players don't know humor, was almost right.