No, but I bet I could beat Stockfish in Chessboxing!
Chess Boxing

*Cue Action Music* Drop kicks computer.
Exactly. After the first boxing round, Stockfish wouldn't be in any shape to play chess, either.
Naw. I'm in my 60s. I couldn't box my way out of a paper bag.
How would you get inside a paper bag

When I was a young lad, we were so poor...
We used to live in a paper bag in the middle of the road!
We had to share it with three other families, too!
You play chess for a round, then you box, then you play again, then you box again, etc.
Do you think you'd beat Magnus Carlsen