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To give your opponent a concussion (boxing) before he checkmates you! 🥊
Dude... what is dis XD
Dec 20, 2019
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#4
I prefer Chess Football.
You set up the chess table in the middle of a Football stadium. Set the clocks for five minutes each, and start White's clock. White must make his move, pick up the clock, and (while still seated) THROW it as far as he can towards Black's end-zone. Black must run after the clock, scoop it up (or catch it out of the air, if he's really quick), and run back to the chess table. He then sets the clock back where it was beside the board (NOT on the opposite side, that would swap Black's and White's times and would be considered a foul) and sits down again. He then makes his move, picks up the clock, and THROWS it as far as he can towards White's end-zone. Repeat until one player gets mated, runs out of time, or throws the clock out of bounds (that's an illegal move).
It’s for showing how good are you in chess to John Cena
jerrypro1 wrote:
It’s for showing how good are you in chess to John Cena
Oh yeah, true
blueemu wrote:
I prefer Chess Football.
You set up the chess table in the middle of a Football stadium. Set the clocks for five minutes each, and start White's clock. White must make his move, pick up the clock, and (while still seated) THROW it as far as he can towards Black's end-zone. Black must run after the clock, scoop it up (or catch it out of the air, if he's really quick), and run back to the chess table. He then sets the clock back where it was beside the board (NOT on the opposite side, that would swap Black's and White's times and would be considered a foul) and sits down again. He then makes his move, picks up the clock, and THROWS it as far as he can towards White's end-zone. Repeat until one player gets mated, runs out of time, or throws the clock out of bounds (that's an illegal move).
THROW the clock?? What if the clock hits the ground and smashes?
Dec 20, 2019
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#8
Chess Boxing? For wimpy losser who do not having the guts to get the gloves on. Proper boxing is for like of Erik Morales. Sugar Leonard. Arturo Gatti (RIP). Naming just 3 hero of Boris. Please do not compare Real sport for Real Warrior with pushing wood.
Dec 20, 2019
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#9
Brains and Brawn. A sport that determines the baddest, smartest mofo on the Planet in several weight classes. Most have an amateur background in boxing and sport Class C to a few expert ratings.
Proving if buff people are smart or not
Slav2Luv wrote:
Chess Boxing? For wimpy losser who do not having the guts to get the gloves on. Proper boxing is for like of Erik Morales. Sugar Leonard. Arturo Gatti (RIP). Naming just 3 hero of Boris. Please do not compare Real sport for Real Warrior with pushing wood.
Ah, Chess is a sport, a mental sport. Chess boxing combines Brains and Brawn like Mustang said already. Chess Boxing is not for wimps or unathletic people, or people with no conception with chess or professional boxers. It's for people who can balance the best of both worlds, which is brain and brawn.
Exactly
Dec 20, 2019
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#13
Put on the gloves my friend. Boris will train, ya? Switch boxing, Roy Jones style, ya? So we talking mix the style, dance and jab, frustrate opponent, then to body, jab to belly, hook to rib yes? Head can move fast, body cannot, bact to safety, dance and jab, head move, feet move, then switch... hard to body, work the body, glove will drop ya? Glove WILL drop, body punch make hands drop, protect. and then... to head yes, go to head, unguarded, gloves up, back to body, switch, dance and jab... switch the stance... orthodox... southpaw... switch again, jab with lead hand. Back to body. Clinch to ease, dance and jab. Bell go ding, ding. Round one. Eleven round left yes? Boxing need Brain my friend, not just brawn, yes?
Slav2Luv wrote:
Put on the gloves my friend. Boris will train, ya? Switch boxing, Roy Jones style, ya? So we talking mix the style, dance and jab, frustrate opponent, then to body, jab to belly, hook to rib yes? Head can move fast, body cannot, bact to safety, dance and jab, head move, feet move, then switch... hard to body, work the body, glove will drop ya? Glove WILL drop, body punch make hands drop, protect. and then... to head yes, go to head, unguarded, gloves up, back to body, switch, dance and jab... switch the stance... orthodox... southpaw... switch again, jab with lead hand. Back to body. Clinch to ease, dance and jab. Bell go ding, ding. Round one. Eleven round left yes? Boxing need Brain my friend, not just brawn, yes?
Ok, Boxing needs brains, but that doesn't mean you had the right to call chess boxing players, "wimpy losers"
NubbyChessking wrote:
Slav2Luv wrote:
Put on the gloves my friend. Boris will train, ya? Switch boxing, Roy Jones style, ya? So we talking mix the style, dance and jab, frustrate opponent, then to body, jab to belly, hook to rib yes? Head can move fast, body cannot, bact to safety, dance and jab, head move, feet move, then switch... hard to body, work the body, glove will drop ya? Glove WILL drop, body punch make hands drop, protect. and then... to head yes, go to head, unguarded, gloves up, back to body, switch, dance and jab... switch the stance... orthodox... southpaw... switch again, jab with lead hand. Back to body. Clinch to ease, dance and jab. Bell go ding, ding. Round one. Eleven round left yes? Boxing need Brain my friend, not just brawn, yes?
Ok, Boxing needs a little brains, but that doesn't mean you had the right to call chess boxing players, "wimpy losers"
Dec 21, 2019
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#16
Hmm. Sorry then. Boris bad yes? But Chess and Boxing together? What they do... put gloves on? But cannot move piece with glove. Why?
Slav2Luv wrote:
Hmm. Sorry then. Boris bad yes? But Chess and Boxing together? What they do... put gloves on? But cannot move piece with glove. Why?
You know what, we're going nowhere so agree to disagree?
Dec 21, 2019
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#18
Hi? But what they do? Move piece, put on glove, punch, remove glove, opponent do same? Why?
I think it's chess for 5 minutes then boxing for 5 minutes. Why? IDK
What even is the point of chess boxing