um ok pls take me off this chat
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Jun 7, 2025
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#23
ToastBread_1 wrote:
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
Sensei is rated 3000, whilst Mittens was rated 3250 to 3500. So...
I think the bots are just random move generators, that people have figured out how to rig, and the best bots are just the most rigged random move generators.
Jun 7, 2025
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#26
Mid-KnightRider wrote:
Maybe that's why I can't beat the bots that I really want to beat, they just spook me so hard I blunder and give away the moves I fear most.
that's true. in that case you have to really feel and really believe that you can beat them, and your moves will do the rest for you.
but only if you truly believe. 
Jun 7, 2025
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#27
SAOCM wrote:
ToastBread_1 wrote:
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
Sensei is rated 3000, whilst Mittens was rated 3250 to 3500. So...
...maybe Mittens comes back every few months but gets weaker? WHICH MEANS WE WILL BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM WITHOUT PLAYING JOBAVA LONDON!?
Trust me, they got dirty tricks for all that stuff too (Everything posted on here is at least partially joking.
Jun 8, 2025
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#29
Mid-KnightRider wrote:
I am really bad at that part.
i wish i could say i was good at it but nah
Jun 8, 2025
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#30
parkermon1 wrote:
Mid-KnightRider wrote:
I am really bad at that part.
i wish i could say i was good at it but nah
same
Jun 11, 2025
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#34
Every bot has a physical appearance in real life and whenever you play them they watch every move you plan to make and every word behind your shoulder. THEYRE ALWAYS THERE.!?!
Mittens should not be 1 elo
Maybe that's why I can't beat the bots that I really want to beat, they just spook me so hard I blunder and give away the moves I fear most.