CHESS CONFESSIONS - GO!

Once in a game, my opponent tried to cheat by moving his rook diagonally by one square while I wasn't looking and then argued about it for the rest of the game and he lost on time

Once I resigned in a fair position, because I thought I had blundered a rook.

Funny

I missed mate vs Daniel(1400).

In my defense, I was going fast and didn't expect that from him.

I still won, though.

I once hung both my queen and my rook in an otb game when I had an easy person last game which I should've won

i was up by a queen but lost a careless mate in one in the same game the other day

I accepted a draw from my opponent in a winning position

cool

i did the same, i was up around 3 on the analysis after my opponent accepted my draw

Forgive me Grand Master, for my Queen has sinned. She thinks about mating with an enemy King.

You know how most of the time I don't use much punctuation?

That would be because some time last late summer/early autumn I had bad tilt and threw a heavy object at the computer and now a bunch of the keys don't work.

If I really want to use a comma I copy and paste one from elsewhere.

I'm working on it.

I force myself to take breaks before it gets really bad now.

Imagine

I thought a game was a draw and the person I was playing with agreed. We shook hands and concluded the game. Then I realized it wasn't a draw and I had one legal move.

I was winning against a 1600 in a fide rated tournament but i blundered a fork

I hung a free queen

I lost to a 400 elo 10 blunders 4 mistakes and a miss

I once gave a draw two moves from a win, not seeing it till after the draw offer.

I used to childishly insult people who had a very lucky win and didn't rematch

I'm certain most of us have done this.