Chess for Oldtimers --- Good Idea !
A cute item for older men: " Your fantasies now involve going on retirement instead of hanging around with Starlets ".
This little item is a little sad but here goes: " Your financial planner recommends that you retire two years after you are dead ". ( yup kinda sad lol )

In the UK because of pension changes many people are having to work well into their 70s. My own state pension has now been suspended for 6 years. That's kinda sad for me!
Until you cross the bridge that isn't there!