If chess i supposed to help my mental functions, why can’t i remember what i went into the other room for? Or where i left my keys. Hey, maybe that’s what i went into the other room for. I’m not sure.
Chess for Oldtimers --- Good Idea !

Speaking of odometers, I’m sure glad they don’t send us to the junk yard when we reach 100,000 miles like the cars of yesteryear. When I’ve truly lost my wits as @AlCzervik alluded to, just set me in front of the window with a chess board and play a game with me, talk about the weather, and the price of bread. As white, I’ll open the game with d4… just tell me i can’t. Go ahead and make me cry. Hey, it’s red jello today!!!

You are getting older because you remember when people got their news from the newspapers,
What do you mean, past tense? I'm still killing trees! (Well, I do both - paper and internet)

you ARE GETTING OLDER EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
AWW SHUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you ARE GETTING OLDER EVEN WHEN YOU DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
AWW SHUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
--- Yep, it is still going on lol.

mind n body, yikesssssssssssssssssss
I thought you lost your mind, but how can you lose your body?
mind n body, yikesssssssssssssssssss
I thought you lost your mind, but how can you lose your body?
--- People come and people go !

but is it true people still dont fly except on commercial planes and smoke weed and stuff and drink moonshine you buy from a store now its just one thing after another? but you are right though things do change.
I’d rather fight than switch.