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LlordLlama

Zugzwangs are bad things

if it is your turn to move

otherwise they rule!

LlordLlama
rooperi wrote:

e4 Nf6

e5. Alekhines defense.

Now the knight must move.


AWESOME rooperi!

LlordLlama

Bobby Fischer was

A god at the game of chess

but lacked social skills

electricpawn

Knights on central squares

Can't move my rook or bishop

Any forking way.

LlordLlama

My girlfriend hates chess

She says it's a waste of time

I'm single again

LlordLlama

I hate mate-in-four

Why is that so popular?

It thrives on blunders

rooperi
LlordLlama wrote:

My girlfriend hates chess

She says it's a waste of time

I'm single again


The pro-active version ends with:

She's single again

LlordLlama
pushwood47 wrote:
LlordLlama wrote:
[COMMENT DELETED]

Sometimes by moderator

It must have been good


I deleted it

I did the same haiku twice

Nothing offensive

LlordLlama
rooperi wrote:
LlordLlama wrote:

My girlfriend hates chess

She says it's a waste of time

I'm single again


The pro-active version ends with:

She's single again


That was much better

I wish I had thought of it

But I didn't. Shoot.

oinquarki

waffles and pancakes

make better haiku topics

chess can go to hell

LlordLlama

Knight, bishop and rook

The king, the queen and eight pawns,

These are my best friends

electricpawn

Quickly hit the clock,

I have to connect my rooks.

Damn it, out of time.

LlordLlama

I use my iPhone

to play chess while I'm driving

hit three kids today

oinquarki

A short word limit

avoids nonsensical talk

twitter/haiku successful

LlordLlama

I am LlordLlama

You? You are not Llord Llama

I am me. I am!!

LlordLlama

If you don't plan well

with your syllable usage

you will run out of...

LlordLlama

Zugzwangs. Zwichenzugs.

Fianchetto. Pins and Forks.

Esoteric stuff

LlordLlama

If you like my poems.

Please do yourself a favor

Click on this here link

electricpawn

Nimzo was a fraud,

Fischer and Morphy were odd,

Capa got the broads.

oinquarki

d4 on the board

onlookers laugh their butts off

an epic failure