chess in prison - where I am going

In what way?

        You'll figure it out kid.

Figure what out? I am just serving my sentence.

What, I didn't provide enough symphony?  How much more do you want?  It's frickin' ZELDA.

       Give him Beethoven's 5th.  He won't know the difference.

         " I am just serving my sentence".   Yeah, in your mother's basement!

Well, you been in the military. That would be kind of like a prison.

          Your right. We're ALL serving sentences.

What did you do in military? If I wanted to join military, would they transfer me out of prison to military?

I'm also doing a sentence. There, just finished it, and another one .

@chessrookies You are a funny man

        " If I wanted to join military, would they transfer me out of prison to military?                   Years ago, YES.  Today, NO   Each branch has its own misdemeanour screen. They also have their own drug screens. You can flunk a NAVY test for taking ACID, but still get into the ARMY. And you can flunk a Marine Corps test for taking marajuana, but still get in the Air Force.    Go figure!

Interesting. So, what are the chances of me being transferred from prison to army navy?

I think your info is a bit out of date. As of 27 years ago, when I tried to join the Marines, they all used the DOD screening for all armed forces. In fact, they even track if you tried to join one and were rejected.

For most people, not a chance.  But all you gotta do is just ask the warden and I'm sure he'll set you up in a non-combat barracks staffed by hookers.

      "I think your info is a bit out of date".      ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?   God dam it, that's the 3rd person today.  Well maybe I am wrong!  That tracking thing is a recuiter tool. I think it started the day after 9-11.

I wasn't saying you are old. But, now that you mention it.......

I am in trouble with the warden for posting too much on chess.com and threatening to throw me in the segregation hole.

I have no choice but to cancel my account.

Bye.