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Chess in Soviet Russia
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Aug 22, 2012
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This was actually funnier than I thought it would be before entering the thread.
"Everywhere I see crosses! I sentence this set to the gulag!"
Communist chess:
"Oh yes, and he is not king, he is commissar!"
Or maybe he is Minister of Heraldry.
Dictator of the Proletariat! The Dictator gets to wear a funny hat.
Plus he gets to stand on balconies and look commanding.
In Soviet Russia, feet wash you.
And wave his arms like he's really upset about them messing up his sandwich!
King checks you!