Chess in Soviet Russia

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King checks you!



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Well someone had to do it.

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This was actually funnier than I thought it would be before entering the thread.

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"Everywhere I see crosses!  I sentence this set to the gulag!"

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Communist chess:

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"Oh yes, and he is not king, he is commissar!"

Or maybe he is Minister of Heraldry.

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Dictator of the Proletariat! The Dictator gets to wear a funny hat.

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Plus he gets to stand on balconies and look commanding.

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In Soviet Russia, feet wash you.

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And wave his arms like he's really upset about them messing up his sandwich!

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You get to have your pick of the mustaches.