nonowho wrote:
nonowho wrote:
N2UHC wrote:
It's more fun than stamp collecting.
i axidently hit enter
anyaway I second that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ryeEmCNQkE
chess is boring
Sort:
It does seem rather tedious.
DENVERHIGH wrote:
Try it blindfolded!
Lol. Was that photoshopped?
Do what I did last summer. Play against a super-model, glass of champagne in hand on the balcony of a five-star hotel over-looking Rome in the early evening. I found that that went a surprisingly long way toward alleviating the boredom of playing chess.
Sofademon wrote:
The problem is that you are playing the wrong opening. Try the Corsican Throat Punch opening. 1e4, followed by 2 h4 againsts all defences, then while they consider their next move poke them in the adam's apple with your right thumb. The next several minutes will be many things, but boring is not among them.
Use the second knuckle on your index finger or a leopard fist. You might hurt your thumb. There's also a technique called the tiger's mouth.
nonowho wrote:
windows96 wrote:
Chess is not boring! its the best game ever to be invented!
only second to baseball
Agree!
1pawndown wrote:
Good luck inventing a better game.
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/two-questions
electricpawn wrote:
Sofademon wrote:
The problem is that you are playing the wrong opening. Try the Corsican Throat Punch opening. 1e4, followed by 2 h4 againsts all defences, then while they consider their next move poke them in the adam's apple with your right thumb. The next several minutes will be many things, but boring is not among them.
Use the second knuckle on your index finger or a leopard fist. You might hurt your thumb. There's also a technique called the tiger's mouth.
That technically is the "I have actually studied the martial arts" variation. Its a bit theory heavy for me, personally.
+1!
Why 7 in particular?
DrSpudnik wrote:
Have you tried winning?
haha, i wish!!!
nonowho wrote:
eddiewsox wrote:
Why did you buy a premium membership?
good question
i can't sleep without a roman lecture. sad but true :(
Why did you buy a premium membership?
good question